CAMPY CLASSROOM CLASSICS Volume 12

Описание: The planet is spinning out of control, death and destruction are everywhere but fortunately, there are rules. Let this 12th volume of our Campy Classroom Classics explain it all to you and your life will henceforth be fine.

WATER CYCLE (color): Spooky Christian overtones spice up this love sonnet to water. Don’t you know that without water the world would not exist, and man has historically denied water its proper due. Until now! Strangely enough, this film was produced by the Standard Oil Company (presumably before they started polluting the oceans)...

FIRE (b&w): A matter-of-fact discussion about fire which could be compulsory viewing for all you closet pyros.

LET'S COUNT (b&w): Basic counting skills are called upon by Joe and Susie while inspecting chicks at a feed store which opens up a Pandora’s Box of non-stop counting possibilities.

ADVENTURE IN SCIENCE: THE SIZE OF THINGS (b&w): Using Gulliver’s Travels as a starting point, our narrator giddily leads us through increasingly demanding irregularities in size which somehow involve drugged-up mice and cart-pulling beetles. Really! They just don’t make "adventures" like this anymore.

BASIC FIBERS IN CLOTH (b&w): Home Economics yarn about a group of eager-beaver girls going gaga over fibers. Boys just won’t understand this type of girl thang.

LET'S MEASURE: FEET, INCHES & YARDS (b&w): Jimmy gets to the bottom of all this measuring hoopla by using a ruler to chronicle his growth spurts. Ain’t life fun?

THE MEANING OF PLUS AND MINUS (b&w): A meek elementary school teacher throws out hypothetical situations to her class and then asks, "is that a plus or a minus?" Oh, if life were only that simple....

EXCHANGING GREETINGS AND INTRODUCTIONS (b&w): Truthful youthful folly from the neo-realists at Centron. Lots of awkward introductions and rude greetings give way to "what if I had a second chance"-type talk. At the end of the day, Common Courtesy wins out as the narrator drops loads of tips on how to keep a conversation flowing quite nicely, please and thank you.

EXERCISE FOR HAPPY LIVING (b&w): Not getting picked for the baseball team causes pre-teen Jimmy to re-evaluate his slacker life. Muscles are shown as animated babies pulling a rope inside his arm somehow motivates him to work at being an athlete.

GOOD EATING HABITS (b&w): As the perfect nuclear family gathers for dinner, something’s wrong with little Billy. He’s not hungry and in fact has a tummy ache. Why? Because the damn brat raced through breakfast, gulped down lunch, and gorged himself on after-school snacks. Yup, he’s "mistreated his stomach all day long!"