Werereindeer (Funny Dungeons and Dragons Christmas Song)

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🦌🎄 Werereindeer – Hilarious D&D Holiday Curse Song (Official Lyric Video) 🎄🦌

Get ready to jingle all the way into chaos with Werereindeer, a wild and witty Dungeons & Dragons-inspired holiday anthem about an adventurer cursed to become a were-reindeer! Equal parts hilarious, chaotic, and festive, this song blends dark fantasy with seasonal fun for a one-of-a-kind holiday tune.

🎶 Song Overview:

When a fierce battle under the moonlight goes sideways, our hero gets bitten by a demonic reindeer—and the curse begins. From braying like Rudolph and losing armor to elves decking him out with lights and Santa himself roping him into the sleigh team, this story is packed with laughs, madness, and a jingle bell scent you won’t forget!

Follow the cursed warrior’s journey as he struggles with his new antlers, battles holiday humiliation, and plots revenge while sneezing pine and peppermint fleas. Whether you’re a D&D fan, love twisted holiday tales, or just want a fun song to brighten your season, Werereindeer delivers!

🌟 Why You’ll Love It:

✔️ A clever mix of dark fantasy storytelling and upbeat holiday humor.

✔️ Catchy, energetic music perfect for your festive D&D sessions or holiday playlists.

✔️ A unique take on classic were-creature lore with a hilarious Christmas twist.

✔️ Great for players, dungeon masters, and fans of quirky fantasy music.

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FULL LYRICS:

[Verse 1]

Snow was flying, steel was bright,

We hit that herd on a moonlit night.

Antlers clashed with sword and shield,

Hooves were pounding across the field.

They roared like demons, eyes blood‑red—

I yelled, “By Tempus, they're almost dead!”

I swung my axe, felt victory near—

Then chomp! Got bit right on my rear.

[Chorus]

I am a fucking were-reindeer, what the hell!

Hooves and antlers, with a jingle bell smell.

Could have been a wolf with a fearsome bite,

Now the party's busting my ass tonight!


[Verse 2]

The moon came up, I felt a strange twitch,

My nose went cold, my voice a deep pitch.

My armor split, my pants took flight,

I brayed like Rudolph into the night.

The rogue just fled, the cleric said,

“By all that's holy, what's wrong with your head?!”

[Chorus]

I am a fucking were-reindeer, what the hell!

Hooves and antlers, with a jingle bell smell.

Could have been a wolf with a fearsome bite,

Now the party's busting my ass tonight!

[Verse 3]

I tried to fight, I tried to hunt,

But elves keep patting my fuzzy rump.

They hang lights on me, they call me “dear,”

Feeding me oats and Christmas cheer.

Even Rudolph mocks my cursed fate,

That red‑nosed bitch laughs with his mates.

[Verse 4]

Santa shows up with a jolly grin,

Says, “You are team Kringle, let the flight begin.”

Before I blink, I am hitched and bound,

To eight weird cousins prancing around.

He cracks the whip, I start to fly—

Screaming, “Why me?!” across the sky.

[Chorus]

I am a fucking were-reindeer, what the hell!

Hooves and antlers, with a jingle bell smell.

Could have been a wolf with a fearsome bite,

Now the party's busting my ass tonight!

[Verse 5]

Now every Yule I shed and sneeze,

Smell like pine and peppermint fleas.

I charge at foes, they just say “aww,”

Then feed me carrots—by the gods, the gall!

So if you battle when Yule draws near,

Beware the curse... of the were-reindeer.

[Outro (spoken, half‑mad)]

“Yeah, Santa, keep laughing.

Go ahead, Rudolph—flash that nose.

I will be in the stables… plotting vengeance.”