Boblin the Goblin | Epic Fantasy Rock Anthem (The Cutest Menace in the Realm)

Описание: Deep beneath the forest canopy, a bloodthirsty goblin sharpens his blade and plans his masterpiece of mayhem.

But when his ambush fails in spectacular fashion, fate (and a band of kindhearted adventurers) turn the terror of the woods into the most unlikely hero of all…

🎵 “Boblin the Goblin” is an epic fantasy rock anthem blending power metal energy, comedic storytelling, and cinematic adventure. From the sneaky shadows to a heartwarming finale, this track captures the chaos, humor, and charm of everyone’s favorite goblin gone good.

Perfect for D&D fans, fantasy metal lovers, and anyone who’s ever rooted for the underdog (or undergoblin).

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🎶Song Lyrics:
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Sneakin’ through the brush with my dagger in hand,
I’ve got a plan they’ll never understand!
Three tall folk and a wizard too —
Oh ho ho, they’ll never see what I’ll do!

I’ve got traps made of twigs and teeth,
I’ve been sharpenin’ rocks for a week beneath!
I smell the gold, I see their firelight’s glow,
They’re laughin’ and drinkin’ — they’ll never know!

Step by step, through mud and bone,
Tonight the world will be my throne!

I’m Boblin the Goblin! Master of stealth!
Terror of travelers, thief of their wealth!
Bloodthirsty fiend, a menace, a curse —
Or maybe I’ll just steal their purse!

I leap from the bushes with a mighty scream,
“GOBLIN KING! I RULE SUPREME!”
But my foot gets caught in my snare so tight,
And I tumble face-first into the light.

They draw their blades — I bare my fangs!
My war cry turns into frightened bangs!
But then they laugh — the wizard grins,
“By the gods, he’s cute! We’ll keep him!”

Now I ride on a pack mule’s back,
Got a shiny hat and a little snack!
No more traps, no more sneaky schemes,
Just a goblin livin’ his adventurin’ dreams!

I’m Boblin the Goblin! Fear me, rejoice!
The heroes cheer when they hear my voice!
From dungeon to tavern, they’ll sing my song —
The goblin who got it all wrong!

Heroes cheer when they hear my voice!
From dungeon to tavern, they’ll sing my song —
The goblin who got it all wrong!

Heh… I’m Boblin. Fear me.
Or don’t.

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🎧 Production Note
This track’s audio and visuals were created using AI-assisted tools to enhance composition, orchestration, and imagery. All concepts, lyrics, and creative direction originate from the artist; AI technologies were used as instruments in the storytelling process.