KiraHeat - "Kobold: The Misadventurer" (Album: Kobold: The Misadventurer, Track 1)

Описание: Song: "Kobold: The Misadventurer" (Album: Kobold: The Misadventurer, Track 1)

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"Kobold: The Misadventurer" bursts out of the dungeon tunnels with chaotic charm and mischievous energy, telling the tale of a tiny would-be hero whose adventures rarely go as planned. Built on tribal percussion, playful sound effects, distorted bass, and cartoonish dungeon ambiance, the song blends fantasy storytelling with humor, momentum, and pure tabletop chaos. Equal parts epic and ridiculous, it captures the spirit of Dungeons and Dragons mishaps, kobold cleverness, and lovable failure—perfect for gaming playlists, fantasy shorts, and comedy-driven worldbuilding.

Theme: Fantasy Comedy • Dungeon Music • Tabletop Adventure • Mischief Anthem

Lyrics: 100% original, written by KiraHeat
Created with assistive AI tools

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Original Lyrics:

(Echoing cavern, clang-clang drums, treasure jingles, slide whistle whoop!)
Tunnel BOUNCE! Footsteps scatter, drip drop drip, smash—CRASH!
(Laughter—tiny but fierce!)

Scurry-Scurry—ears back, nose twitch,
Torch in my teeth, a stolen switch,
Cheese bears and gemstone glare!
I’m the king of the under—Wait—what’s that there?

PER-CUH-SION! Tribal drums, quick feet!
Distorted bass—wobble-wobble, sticky sweet!
Treasure sack, overstuffed, shuffling loud,
Everybody HIDE! (Or join the crowd!)

(Shouted: “I’m tiny but mighty!”)
Squeaky boots on cold stone floors,
I trip, recover, slide through doors,
Clang the cymbals! RATTLE the rocks!
Kobold mischief—unlock those locks!

Tiptoe tiptoe—no pattern, no plan,
Sneaky sneaky, it’s the kobold clan!
Tribal circle—shadow in the torchlight,
Laugh with me! (Yell with me!) We do this every night!

I’M THE MISADVENTURER! (echo: adventurer!)
Crash, dash, dungeon splendor!
Mischief-bringer, treasure-finder,
Too small? Too fast? Too wild to hinder!

Swish of a tail, clink of gold,
Little paws brave, never cold,
I’M THE MISADVENTURER—make way, I’m bold!

(Spoken:) "Open the map—wait, upside down!"
SLIDE WHISTLE!
Step on a trap—I'm out! Boing-bound!
Bass drops deep, percussive thunder,
Who stole the cheese? Oh—it was me, I wonder?

I’M THE MISADVENTURER! (shout: "YEAH!")
Dungeon chaos, reigns I render!
Heroic in mishap, master of mess,
The kobold’s the best—(shouted:) "Accept no less!"

(Drips. Echoes fade. SUDDEN percussion halt.)
(Sudden-loud:) BOOM-SMASH!
(Tiny voice:) "I meant to do that!" (laughter)
(Silence, except faint jingling gold)


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Lyrics & Concept ©2025 KiraHeat
Created with assistive AI tools

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