KiraHeat - "Trap Simulator 2026: You Fell in Your Own Hole…" (Kobold: The Misadventurer, Track 22)

Описание: Song: "Trap Simulator 2026: You Fell in Your Own Hole…" (Album: Kobold: The Misadventurer, Track 22)

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"Trap Simulator 2026: You Fell in Your Own Hole…" plunges listeners into chaotic dungeon hilarity, where clever adventurers constantly outsmart themselves. With rolling chains, electric guitar bursts, squeaky slide whistles, and mischievous kobold cackles, this track captures the absurd thrill of traps, spikes, and pitfalls galore. Every stumble, crash, and scream adds to a soundtrack of dungeon chaos, playful peril, and gleeful failure in a fantastical underworld.

Theme: Fantasy Comedy • Dungeon Antics • Kobold Mischief • High-Energy Adventure

Lyrics: 100 percent original, written by KiraHeat
Created with assistive AI tools

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Original Lyrics:

Welcome, brave hero, to your doom deluxe!
This is Kobold Control; good luck not getting stuck!
Step lightly! Hah, or don’t, it’s more fun that way
Ooh, mind that tile—(CLANG! SPLASH! Screaming)—whoops, have a nice day!

Check out those spikes, we polished them shiny
Now you look like a piñata, not so mighty
Trap doors, pressure plates, and tripwires galore
Congratulations, you just started an underground tour!

Oh, you adventurers, you never learn
For every gold coin, there’s a new trap to earn!

TRAP SIMULATOR 2026!
You set the snare, but you’re the one who slips!
Rolling rocks and clanging chains,
Fell in your own hole, I’m laughing at your pain!

Zombie rats and falling nets,
Reset the dungeon, place your bets
TRAP SIMULATOR 2026!
Who’s the real monster? (It’s me!)

Your clever plan? (pfff, let’s see how you fare!)
That lever was labeled—(tiny print: "Don’t You Dare!")
Oops, you thought a healing potion waits in that room?
It’s just a bucket of eels and a toxic perfume!

Someone should warn you: check for suspicious cheese
Mimic in disguise, now with extra disease!
You wave your sword, you strutted in bold,
CRASH! Down you go, now you’re kobold-controlled!

Hey, whose idea was this arrow wall?
Oh, right, it’s procedural! Go ahead, crawl…

TRAP SIMULATOR 2026!
You thought you’d win? This dungeon’s full of tricks!
Bouncing blades and screaming doors,
Fell in your own pit, the crowd wants more!

Dungeon rules: chaos reigns,
Every victory brings new pains
TRAP SIMULATOR 2026!
You built the gauntlet… but can’t escape it!

It’s a user error, hero, a classic twist
You designed the maze, you forgot what you missed!
Slipped on your ego, fell right in line,
Now you’re officially Dungeon Fodder, just by design!

TRAP SIMULATOR 2026!
Levers snap, your courage cracks and clicks!
You tried so hard to clear the floor,
But you’re the punchline we all adore!

Rolling rocks and clanging chains,
Fell in your own hole, I’m laughing at your pain!
TRAP SIMULATOR 2026!
Who set the trap for who? (It’s you!)

Game Over, hero—try again if you’re bold!
But mind your own holes… or you’ll just reload!
(distant adventurer screaming)


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Lyrics and Concept ©2025 KiraHeat
Created with assistive AI tools

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