KiraHeat - "Kobold Dragon Polish" (Album: Kobold: The Misadventurer, Track 27)

Описание: Song: "Kobold Dragon Polish" (Album: Kobold: The Misadventurer, Track 27)

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"Kobold Dragon Polish" is a hyperactive fantasy comedy track fueled by clanking metal percussion, kazoo-led chaos, and dungeon-sized enthusiasm. This song dives headfirst into kobold culture at its most obsessive: polishing dragon hoards until every coin, scale, and bone gleams like sacred treasure. With frantic chants, bouncing basslines, distorted guitars, and slapstick rhythm shifts, it turns dungeon maintenance into an epic ritual of pride, panic, and polish.
Built for tabletop RPG fans, Dungeons and Dragons players, and fantasy gaming playlists, this track blends absurd humor with high-energy dungeon music, capturing the manic joy of kobolds who take dragon care very seriously.

Theme: Fantasy Comedy • Dungeon Life • Kobolds • DND • RPG Music

Lyrics: 100 percent original, written by KiraHeat
Created with assistive AI tools

Cover Art Concepts:
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Original Lyrics:

Shiny, shiny! Shiny, shiny!

I wake up, tail in knots, dragon scales all dotted spots,
Dirt and dust, a travesty, on this treasure, can’t you see?
Brush in paw, I’m on a roll, polish pan starts to scroll,
Jewel reflections in my eyes, I chase the smudges, mop the skies!

(Whispered frantic layers: Shiny! Shiny!)
Sparks go flying, basses thumping,
Treasure piles demand some scrubbing!

Shiny! Shiny! Shiny!
Scrub that ruby, buff the gold,
Kobold pride’s a sight to hold!
Shiny! Shiny! Shiny!
Dungeon gleam, oh, never dull,
Scaly fingers, never full!

Buckets rattle, drums go crash,
Polishing tail in frenetic flash,
No goblin’s grime will last the night
Every bone and coin so bright!
Dungeon mirrors everywhere,
Bleak stone shining, wild affair,
I hum a tune with kazoo flair,
Cleanliness is dragon care!

Shiny! Shiny! Shiny!
Dragon’s lair without a streak,
Cackling kobolds, polish freaks!

Shiny! Shiny! Shiny!
Spit and sparkle, metal howls,
Dungeon corridors with gleaming vowels!
Shiny! Shiny! Shiny!
Scale and gem and every bone,
Wipe and wipe until they’ve shone!

Rag in claws, we twist and spin,
Down the tunnels, let’s begin!
Treasure, pebbles, traps and grit,
Anything not shining — we’ll fix it!

Shiny! Shiny! Shiny!
Diamond slivers, emerald sea,
No dust survives our symphony!
Shiny! Shiny! Shiny!
Dungeon polished, dragon smiled,
Kobold cleaning running wild!

Shhhhhinnnny…


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Lyrics and Concept ©2025 KiraHeat
Created with assistive AI tools

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