KiraHeat - "Loot First, Die Later" (Album: Kobold: The Misadventurer, Track 19)

Описание: Song: "Loot First, Die Later" (Album: Kobold: The Misadventurer, Track 19)

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"Loot First, Die Later" dives headlong into chaotic dungeon heists with gleeful abandon. Rapid drums, metallic clangs, and slide whistle antics create a frantic soundtrack to kobolds scrambling for treasure, dodging traps, and laughing through danger. This track captures the thrill of reckless adventure, mischievous courage, and the joy of dungeon mayhem, delivering a fast-paced comedic fantasy experience.

Theme: Fantasy Comedy • Kobold Antics • Dungeon Heist • High-Energy Mischief

Lyrics: 100 percent original, written by KiraHeat
Created with assistive AI tools

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Original Lyrics:

Kree! Kree! Through tunnels deep,
Slide whistle swoops, metal teeth peep
Gold flashes, glitter in the grime
Hearts pounding double-time!

Creaking floorboards—jump too late!
Gems in the muck, snatch your fate,
Tiny claws skitter, tail is twitching
Eyeballs wide, snouts all itching.
Who needs a plan? Just grab and scoot!
Trip on a bone, but we keep in pursuit
Waaagh! (Snickers, giddy)
Treasure’s sparkling, traps are talking,
Laughter bouncing off the walls!

Metal jaws snap! (Dodge left!)
Smoke fills lungs, sharp as theft
Rattle! Tumble! Pins pop out!
Still we scream, we dance, we shout:

Loot first! Die later!
Shove it in the sack, it doesn’t matter!
Loot first! Die later!
Kobold pride in the dungeon clatter!
Loot first! Die later!
Move too quick, can’t stop the chatter
Loot first! Die
Laaaaater!

Torchlight flickers, secret doors zoom
Somebody’s coming?! SCATTER! BOOM!
Maps are wrinkled, dreams are scribbled,
Chests are trapped, the air is riddled.
Fire in the ceiling, acid on the floor,
Still we lunge for one trap more!

Tripwire hum, click goes fate,
But gold’s on the brain—can’t hesitate!
Giggling, sweating, glory’s near
Pulse explodes in panicked cheer!

Loot first! Die later!
Shove it in the sack, it doesn’t matter!
Loot first! Die later!
Kobold pride in the dungeon clatter!
Loot first! Die later!
It’s too much fun, who cares for danger
Loot first! Die
Laaaaater!

Breath held tight
(Tiptoe, tiptoe, chains in the night)
Treasure’s waiting, always more!
Will we make it? Can’t be sure
But with a grin and a reckless leap,
We claim the prize, forget the sleep!
(Screeches—slide whistle crash!)

Loot first! Die later!
Craven and keen, but never greater!
Loot first! Die later!
Hauling the horde as the ceiling shatters!
Loot first! Die later!
Hearts in the loot, feet in disaster
Loot first! Die
Laaaaater!

(PANIC! Metal clang—trap springs! All stop)
(Silence, then urgent whispers:)
Loot first… (Too late!) …Die LAAATER!


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Lyrics and Concept ©2025 KiraHeat
Created with assistive AI tools

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