KiraHeat - "Hey, Ijit, The Pointy End Goes In The OTHER Guy!" (Kobold: The Misadventurer, Track 25)

Описание: Song: "Hey, Ijit, The Pointy End Goes In The OTHER Guy!" (Album: Kobold: The Misadventurer, Track 25)

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"Hey, Ijit, The Pointy End Goes In The OTHER Guy!" is full-tilt dungeon slapstick turned into a battle anthem of pure kobold incompetence. Exploding with distorted guitars, chaotic percussion, and shouted callouts, this track captures the exact moment a dungeon plan collapses into screaming, traps misfiring, and weapons going everywhere except where intended. Loud, fast, and gloriously unprofessional, it’s a love letter to failed adventuring parties and panic-fueled combat gone wrong.

Theme: Fantasy Comedy • Dungeon Chaos • Kobold Combat • DnD Humor • Slapstick Battle

Lyrics: 100% original, written by KiraHeat
Created with assistive AI tools

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Original Lyrics:

Footsteps echo! CLANG!
Whose tail did you just trip over?!
Boulders rumble, treasures spill—watch out for loose change!

HEY! Gorbth, put the helmet on your head!
Not your tail! Not your tail!—oh, too late, he’s dead.
Thunk! Swish!—someone ducked, someone didn’t,
Stuck in the floor again, is that a tooth or a splinter?

PRETZEL! Don’t lick the magic rock,
Last time you burped lightnin’ and shocked all our socks.
Horns in a knot—somebody rolled into a spike
"Is this part of the plan?"—NO, run for your life!

Left foot! Right foot! Which way’s out?
Somebody’s shouting, somebody’s in doubt!
Can’t read the map, it’s upside down
Smash that button!—wait, what’s that souuuuund…

HEY, IJIT!
The pointy end goes in the OTHER guy!
Not your own leg, not his left eye!
Hey, ijit!
The pointy end goes in the OTHER guy!
If you wanna live, ya better try!

Fizbit, you grabbed a chicken, not the sword.
That’s a mimic!—now you’re getting gnawed.
Whose idea was it to juggle fire?
There goes our loot... and half the choir!

Boulders rolling, panic bowling,
Duck and slide, Bertle’s scrolling!
(Trap goes off—"Oops, sorry, guys!")
Kobolds bounce, watch the skies!

Duck! Jump! Scream your name!
Gong in the distance, nope, not a game!
Rolling, tumbling, tail in hand
Is that our healer buried in sand?!

HEY, IJIT!
The pointy end goes in the OTHER guy!
Not your own foot, not our supply!
Hey, ijit!
The pointy end goes in the OTHER guy!
How are we not all pie in the sky?

Breathe in! Breathe out! Someone grab the map!
We only need half the group to set off that trap.
Focus, faces! Aim and shoot!
Who threw the treasure? That was our loot!

"Left! Right!—No, your other right!"
Everybody stacks up at the exit door
"Ijit! The knob is a monster!"

HEY, IJIT!!


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Lyrics & Concept ©2025 KiraHeat
Created with assistive AI tools

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