🎶 “Pills for That” | The Funniest Country Song About Gettin’ Old and Stayin’ Medicated 🤠💊

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🎶 Pills for That 🎶

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Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Doctor says I’m doin’ fine, for a man my age,
Long as I don’t skip the pills that keep me on the stage.
Got one for the heart, one for my back,
And one for rememberin’ which ones I lack.

[Pre-Chorus]
They line ‘em up like a rainbow snack,
If I sneeze or cough, well, they got a pack!

[Chorus]
There’s pills for sleepin’, pills for pain,
Pills to help me dance in the rain.
Pills to eat, pills to nap,
You name the trouble — they got pills for that.

[Verse 2]
Got bottles clinkin’ like a band in tune,
Breakfast with my meds ‘bout half past noon.
Took one too early, one too late,
Still not sure which makes me great.

[Pre-Chorus]
I shake more than dice when I walk out back,
But I guess that’s normal when you keep on track.

[Chorus]
Yeah, pills for sleepin’, pills for pain,
Pills that drive the nurse insane.
Pills to chill, pills to chat,
You name the trouble — they got pills for that.

[Bridge]
My wife says I’m glowin’, might be the meds,
Or maybe it’s the side effects goin’ to my head.
Pharmacist knows me by my hat,
Says, “Howdy, Mr. Monday — you’re right on track!”

[Final Chorus]
There’s pills for the gout, pills for the nap,
Pills for the pill that made me nap.
One for the nerves, two for the fat —
And I’m still waitin’ on one that brings my youth back.

[Outro]
Now don’t get me wrong, I ain’t complainin’,
I just wish they had one pill for rememberin’ if I took the others.