The Prostate Exam — The Most Uncomfortable 60 Seconds | Funny Song 😅🎶

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Lyrics:
[Intro]
Doc said, “This won’t take long.”
That was the first lie.

[Verse 1]
Sat on that table in a paper gown,
Tryin’ to act brave, tryin’ not to frown.
Doctor said, “Just a routine check,”
I said, “Funny word for losin’ all respect.”

Cold room, colder hands,
I started questionin’ all my life plans.

[Chorus]
Doctor, let’s talk about this first,
Maybe a coffee, maybe somethin’ rehearsed.
You say “relax,” like that’s a switch,
But my soul just left me an inch at a time, inch by inch.

[Verse 2]
He said, “Cough once,” I said, “Why?”
He said, “Trust me,” and I let out a sigh.
Stared at a poster of a happy knee,
While my dignity escaped silently.

I ain’t been that still since hide-and-seek,
Tryin’ not to squeak, tryin’ not to speak.

[Chorus]
Yeah doctor, let’s talk about this first,
You call it science, I call it the worst.
They say it’s quick, they say it’s fine,
But time slows down in that position of mine.

[Verse 3]
“All done,” he said, like nothin’ changed,
But I walked out different—spirit rearranged.
Nurse smiled sweet, said, “See you next year,”
I said, “Let’s not rush back here, dear.”

Went home proud that I survived,
Still sittin’ funny, but I’m alive.

[Chorus]
So doctor, thanks for the peace of mind,
I’ll be back… eventually… sometime.
It’s a small price, I understand,
But next time, buddy—warn a man.

[Outro]
Health is important.
But so is emotional recovery.