The Lord Don't Call That Stealin' — Church Testimony Goes WRONG 😂 | Bluegrass Banger

Описание: 🤠 THE LORD DON'T CALL THAT STEALIN' — Church Testimony Goes WRONG 😂

Virgil Lee Clemmons stood up in church to testify about God's blessings...
The problem? Every single "blessing" was a FELONY. 💀

A stolen ham. A "borrowed" Cadillac. Eleven of Farmer Jenkins' chickens.
And the sheriff? He was sitting in Row 3... taking notes. 📝🚨

What starts as a heartfelt Sunday testimony turns into the greatest accidental confession in Appalachian history — complete with a stolen car, a shotgun chase, a flying leap through a stained glass window, and an accidental baptism in Muddy Creek.

The Lord works in mysterious ways... but Virgil works in OBVIOUS ones. 😂

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🎵 ABOUT THIS SONG:
Original comedy bluegrass song in the style of 1930s old-time string band music — featuring frantic clawhammer banjo, fiddle, mandolin, upright bass, washboard, gospel trio harmonies, handclaps, and foot stomps. If Hee Haw met a courtroom drama, this is what you'd get.

🎭 CHARACTERS:
🤠 Virgil Lee Clemmons — The world's most honest criminal
⛪ Pastor Buford — Never sweated this much in his life
👮 Sheriff Dawkins — Row 3. Notepad full. Patience empty.
🐔 Farmer Jenkins — Wants his chickens back (all 11 of them)
🚗 Big Earl — Wants his Cadillac back AND his punches back

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⏱️ TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 — Virgil stands up to testify
0:17 — "The Lord left that back door WIDE OPEN"
0:33 — 🎵 The Lord Don't Call That Stealin'
0:53 — The Cadillac "blessing" 🚗
1:09 — Big Earl's fists of justice 👊
1:24 — The Lord Don't Call That Stealin'
1:52 — Farmer Jenkins' chicken massacre 🐔
2:24 — The Lord Don't Call That Stealin'
2:41 — Sheriff makes his move 🚨
3:12 — THE WINDOW ESCAPE 💥
3:34 — Accidental baptism in Muddy Creek
3:54 — "We square." 🙏

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📢 If Moses parted waters, Virgil can part a man from gold!

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👇 DROP A COMMENT: What's YOUR favorite Virgil "blessing"?
The ham? The Cadillac? Or the eleven chickens? 🐔🐔🐔

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