Abraham’s Paternity Fraud: Did God Build His Covenant on a Lie? | Troll the Verse Ep. 45
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Join us in this episode as we delve into the controversial story of Abraham's paternity fraud in Genesis 20. We'll analyze if God built his covenant on a lie and explore the implications of this intriguing biblical contradiction. Tune in for a skeptic breakdown of this Old Testament tale!
What if Isaac wasn’t Abraham’s kid? No, seriously. What if the entire Abrahamic covenant—the chosen bloodline, the Promised Land, the Jesus lineage, the whole divine legacy—was built on a lie nobody wanted to touch?
In this episode of Troll the Verse, we dive headfirst into Genesis 20, the Bible’s emergency cover-up chapter. God threatens the wrong guy, Abraham reruns his family loophole scam, Sarah gets handed over (again), and the narrative goes full damage control trying to convince us nothing happened in that palace. Totally convincing… right?
We’re talking divine fertility blocks, hush money, “covering of eyes” euphemisms, and a timeline so sketchy it basically screams paternity test pending. If you’ve ever wondered how fragile the foundations of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam really are—this one’s for you.
🔍 Topics in this episode:
– Genesis 20 breakdown, verse by verse
– Abraham’s suspicious “she’s my sister” defense
– God threatening innocent people (again)
– Sarah’s miracle baby with suspicious timing
– The “covering of eyes” phrase no one understands
– Bible-based DNA drama: Is Isaac the Cover-Up Baby?
– What this means for Judaism, Christianity… and maybe even Islam
👇 Drop a comment if you’ve got thoughts. Or theories. Or unfiltered rage.
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00:00 - Start
00:05 - Disclaimer
00:26 - Intro
01:40 - Same Lie, New King | Abraham’s Greatest Hit
03:27 - God Threatens the Wrong Guy, Again
05:33 - The Sibling Loophole & Nomadic Grifting
10:52 - Extortion, Hush Money, and Holy Uterus Control
16:55 - Final Thoughts
18:26 - Bonus: What If It’s Actually True?
20:37 - Islam Gets the Last Laugh?
21:45 - Can We Prove It Tho?
Disclaimer: This video is for entertainment and educational purposes only. The discussions and opinions expressed are not intended as definitive historical analysis but as a starting point for conversation and deeper investigation.
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