Your Religion Was Built on Hallucinations | Voltaire Wasn’t Fooled
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Загружено: 2025-05-16
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Voltaire just watched your favorite saint hallucinate a chicken and get canonized — and he’s not impressed.
In this brutal breakdown of the “Apparitions” entry from Voltaire’s Philosophical Dictionary (Fleming translation), we walk through centuries of divine visions, ghost stories, and supernatural nonsense — and expose them for what they are: trauma, fever dreams, and theological theater.
From St. Catherine of Siena’s ghost wedding to souls getting whipped in demon boats, from floating rugs to chicken-based grace, this video unpacks how the Church turned hallucinations into doctrine — and how Voltaire calmly tore it all down.
🔔 TITLE: Your Religion Was Built on Hallucinations | Voltaire Wasn’t Fooled
📖 Source: Philosophical Dictionary (William F. Fleming translation)
🧠 Topics Covered:
✅ Apparitions and hallucinations in Catholic tradition
✅ Religious visions vs. psychological breakdowns
✅ The chicken soul of Anne of Gonzaga
✅ Ghost monks, floating carpets, and demonic boat beatings
✅ Voltaire’s critique of theology, saints, and canonization
✅ Why hallucinations = holiness (if approved by the right bishop)
👇 If you’ve ever wondered:
❓ Did Jesus really marry a nun in a vision?
❓ Why do saints keep hallucinating during fevers?
❓ How did the Church decide which ghosts were “divine”?
This video gives you the receipts. (And a chicken.)
💬 Drop your thoughts in the comments — or your ghost nun might show up tonight with a blood oath and a scroll labeled “GRACE.”
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00:00 - Start
00:05 - Disclaimer
00:26 - Visions, Vomit, and Voltaire
01:39 - Trauma Goggles and Ghost Fish
04:41 - Sleepy Brains Make Great Prophets
07:04 - God Told Me to Burn It Down!
08:45 - Saints, Carpets, and Skywalkers!
10:33 - The Demon Boat and the Beaten Soul
12:52 - Chicken Theology: Bossuet’s Blessed Bird
15:55 - Reverence Required (Or the Chicken Gets Angry)
18:27 - Jesus Put a Ring on It (And Everyone Nodded)
19:58 - Ghost Nuns, Secret Messages, and Sectarian Spirit Wars
22:25 - Final Thoughts: Visions for Sale | No Refunds
Disclaimer: This video is for entertainment and educational purposes only. The discussions and opinions expressed are not intended as definitive historical analysis but as a starting point for conversation and deeper investigation.
All background still images are AI-created.
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