SSBB - The Subspace Emissary - Stage 1: Midair Stadium

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In plain midair, a stadium called Midair Stadium (duh) is holding a competition. Mario & Kirby fight each other while Zelda & Peach watch. Shortly after, the stadium is under siege by the Ancient Minister.

"...Mind if I ask why were you fighting in the first place?" Chris asked.

"For the sake of good sportsmanship," Mario said.

"Kirby doesn't look like he would do that..."

"I was told there would be cake if I won, sooooooooo..." Kirby trailed off.

"..." Chris turned to Zelda. "And why weren't you with Link? Obviously, Peach came with Mario, unless you changed your picks and came with Kirby...which is kind of a shock."

"Link was simply looking for the Master Sword before he got there," Zelda said. "He was meant to arrive shortly after I did."

"...And why did he suddenly lose his sword?"

The princess grimaced. "Ask that to our programmers... Yes, I said that, but it's the only somewhat reasonable explanation I can use here."

"I didn't think Link was clumsy..." muttered Peach.

"No, he's just...unlucky," Mario said.

Key Notes:

First Part: Mario VS. Kirby
Pick either one and duke it out.

Second Part: Mook Fight
Fight off all the lackeys. Be careful with the Spaak as they can shoot those deadly lightning bolts when angered. In general, the Sword Primids are equally dangerous when in groups.

Third Part: Petey Piranha
The stripperific plant has some odd story changes. Nevertheless, debilitate the cell you want to weaken first so the princess of your choice gets to have more stages than the other one. I went with Peach.

The chaos doesn't end as Zelda/Peach is captured by Wario. The Subspace Bomb then sets off and engulfs the stadium after Kirby and Zelda/Peach escape.

Comments:
Pit's subtitle was supposed to be "RECENTLY OUT OF HEAVY ANGEL SKIN SURGERY."
So...what happened to all the public in there?

Watch, enjoy, and comment, everyone.