🎵 You're Not in the Will - Funny Country Song About Aging, Getting Old, And Dying

Описание: 💰 YOU'RE NOT IN THE WILL — A PETTY MASTERPIECE OF REVENGE & RETIREMENT 🐾📜
You forget birthdays, skip holidays, and now you're wondering what’s in the will? Bad news, buddy — the cat, the chihuahua, the goldfish, and even the parakeet are getting it all. In this hilariously savage senior anthem, one parent serves up a steaming casserole of cold, hard payback with a side of emotional justice.

This laugh-out-loud song is the ultimate ode to every forgotten parent, overlooked grandparent, and lonely soul who's had enough of being used for inheritance bait. It's petty. It's heartfelt. It's painfully honest — and it's absolutely brilliant.

With every verse, the family gets thirstier, and the pets get richer. From the daughter with the pie to the son with the fake sympathy call, nobody escapes the hilarious wrath of a parent with a pen and a will.

💨 LYRICS THAT WILL HAVE YOU HOWLING:
"You're not in the will, the cats are living large.
They got the house, the car, the boat, and my credit card to charge."

🎤 WHY THIS SONG IS A LEGENDARY LAST LAUGH:
Because sometimes the only justice you get is through a squirrel trust fund, a hamster heir, and the priceless satisfaction of watching your greedy kids realize the dog’s now in charge.

If you've ever been ignored until it was convenient, if you've ever felt invisible to your own family, or if you're just a fan of unapologetic poetic justice, this is the song you've been waiting for.

Do this now or your goldfish gets everything.
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⚠️ WARNING: Listening may cause spontaneous will rewrites, squirrel endowments, or awkward family dinners.

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