A Cow Ranks EVERY 40K Faction | Warhammer 40K
Автор: A Falling Cow
Загружено: 2025-07-16
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I’m ranking every single Warhammer 40K faction from best to worst, and some of you are definitely going to hate me by the end of this video.
From the mighty Adeptus Astartes to the poor, miserable Squats (sorry, Leagues of Votann), nobody is safe. This tier list is completely biased, questionably researched, and based on a mix of lore, vibes, and just a hint of KETAMINE
So whether you're a Chaos simp, a Tau apologist, or just here to see where the Drukhari land (probably in someone's pain cage), hit play and prepare for war in the comments section.
00:00 - Intro
01:55 - Utter Nonsense
04:45 - Ground Rules
11:15 - Current State of the Galaxy (Spoiler: IT SUCKS)
15:55 - Space Elves with Depression
21:44 - Quest for the Buttplug of Destiny
25:38 - Theatre Kids with Knives
27:23 - Making Torture Fun Again
30:24 - Nuns with Guns
34:22 - The Emperor’s Infinite Meatshield
36:58 - The Omnissiah’s Toastmasters
41:36 - Oiled Up Golden Bois
48:17 - Innocent Until Proven Tortured
53:05 - 2023, the Year of the Lion,
58:19 - KETAMINE KINGS
1:03:40 - Walls, Wires, and Whining
1:07:45 - Lighting McQueens Fan Club
1:14:49 - Making Silly Decisions Since M31
1:20:16 - Talking to a Brickwall
1:23:44 - Wearing Skin is a New Trend
1:25:40 - Edward’s Galactic Goth Cousins
1:30:08 - Tramautized Metal Bois (The Flesh Is Weak)
1:33:02 - HR Meeting Cancelled Because I Took Too Many Skulls :(
1:36:33 - Girlyman's Gooning Gang
1:40:18 - A Yu-Gi-Oh Convention
1:42:50 - Just as Planned
1:47:29 - Top Knot Kings
1:51:21 - Your Friendly Neighborhood Chaos Recruiters
1:53:01 - The Emperor’s Overcooked BBQ Team
1:55:56 - Ravens with a Side of ‘Oops
1:58:15 - Professional Confusion Specialists
2:01:46 - Knights in Grey (KALDOR DRIAGO IS A LOSER)
2:04:33 - The Galaxy’s Busiest Bug Zappers
2:06:28 - The 4 Gooners
2:08:37 - Can I Join the Big Kids Table?
2:11:07 - If It Ain’t Red, It Ain’t Speedy
2:13:25 - Stealing Your Semen
2:15:56 - All-You Can Eat Buffet
2:20:14 - Sleepy Bois
2:22:52 - The T’au: Because Capitalism Doesn’t Win Wars
2:25:06 - the SQAUTS SUCK
2:28:22 - Recaping
2:33:53 - Outro
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