Which Primarch Would I Kiss? | Warhammer 40K

Описание: Thank you all for helping A Falling Cow hit 1,000 subscribers! To celebrate this milestone, I’m answering the one question no loyal servant of the Imperium should ever ask:
Which Warhammer 40K Primarch would I kiss?

Join me as I rank the Emperor's 20 genetically engineered super-sons not by tactical brilliance or loyalty… but by raw kissability. Who's giving heart-thief energy? Who tastes like warp rot? And who’s just emotionally unavailable with really great cheekbones?
00:00 - Intro
02:24 - Ground Rules
09:05 - Cat Got Your Tongue?
14:25 - Fulgrim
20:11 - Perty
27:16 - Jaghatai Khan
30:06 - The Furry King (Rant)
41:23 - Rogal Dorn (my autistic King)
46:30 - Schizophrenic Tendencies
54:38 - the Hawk Boi
56:55 - the Headless Wonder
1:02:46 - Angry Ron
1:06:34 - Blonde Guy Girlyman
1:08:22 - the Walking Fridge
1:10:32 - the MAN WHO DID NOTHING WRONG
1:12:29 - The Warhammer 40K
1:14:09 - Perpetually on His Knees
1:16:45 - Father of the Year
1:17:50 - the Emo Bird Boi
1:19:50 - No, I'm Alpharius
1:22:48 - Recap
1:24:50 - Outro

Let me know YOUR top pick in the comments – and again, THANK YOU for 1,000 subscribers. You’re all heretically beautiful.

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