The Little Mermaid - Poor Unfortunate Film

Описание: The Little Mermaid remake is a masterclass in sucking the life out of a story. The songs are there, the magic simply isn't.

Thanks to ‪@ozkii95‬ for his help with the editing!

The ‪@Alteori‬ video:    • Disney Turns REMAKE Songs Into DOG WATER  
The @VexElectronica video:    • The Little Mermaid Eliminates Colonial Racism  

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Timestamps
Intro - Tales for Boys & Tales for Girls: 00:00 - 08:38
Weird Setups, Weird Fishes: 08:39 - 14:20
Wasted Symbols: 14:21 - 16:33
Ariel's Sisters: 16:34 - 20:00
Animation vs Pseudo-Live Action: 20:01 - 22:24
Problems With Scuttle: 22:25 - 26:20
Ursula & Triton: 26:20 - 28:25
Part of Your World & Musical Egoism: 28:26 - 33:00
Ariel, Halle Baile & The Race Question 33:01 - 37:12
Literature vs Film Part One: 37:13 - 40:24
Under The Sea: 40:25 - 43:34
Wild Uncharted Waters: 43:35 - 47:12
Lazy Environmentalism: 47:13 - 49:00
Melissa McCarthy's Ursula: 49:01 - 54:30
I Am Altering the Deal: 54:31 - 01:02:11
Prince Eric the Slaver: 01:02:12 - 01:04:40
A Slowly Ticking Clock: 01:04:41 - 01:08:38
Kiss The Girl = Sexual Harassment: 01:08:39 - 01:10:34
The Scuttlebutt Travesty: 01:10:35 - 01:14:41
Drunken Punch-Up At A Wedding: 01:14:42 - 01:17:09
Pointless Switch-Ups: 01:17:10
Outro: Kids Matter: 01:17:11 - 01:30:50