Not An Entertainer-A Dabbleverse Song Parody

Описание: Thanks to beloved chattah "Life of" Art Shimko for the inspiration! It's their fault! Unless you like it than it was all me baby! Let the music of LI's other superstar use your underwear to guide you into a Dabblin' State of Mind....
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Lyrics-

John's not an entertainer-
He's closer to a clown-
If you're into clever comedy-
He's sure to let you down-
He truly thinks he's killin' it-
That his star is still aglow-

Cuz his old wet brain won't forget the fame-
Now he guzzles beer-
Trapped in yesteryear-
Watchin' life from the 4th row-

John's not an entertainer-
Tho' he swears he paid his dues-
Ask any comic he's toured with-
If there's one he did not screw-
Aw he says we're jealous haters-
A pathetic group of trolls-

Since the Dabbleverse has become his curse-
Tossing cans at cats while he fights with chat-
As the snot pours from his nose-

John's not an entertainer-
He's a legend in his mind-
He's not the one to blame for-
Any acts that are unkind-
His OCD won't let him lie-
But doxxing is just fine-

Nothing left to say he blames Lady K-
Doesn't wait for proof before he screams Mal-Truth-
But he says it was a different time-

John's not an entertainer-
I heard he's hosting barbecues-
His kids his gigs his fluids-
Is there nothing he won't lose?-
Yeah his agent dreams of headshots-
Gonna get back on his throne-

And if he lands a role he's gonna shout out SKOL!-
Crack another beer to try to ease the
fear-

He'll still probably die alone-


Original Copyright Billy Joel 1974 CBS INC
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