You Don't Want An Angry Ray-A Dabbleverse Song Parody

Описание: I disagree with Ray A LOT. On A LOT of things. However, I must give him credit for standing up to John as good as any in this wide Dabbleverse of Madness (tm)...good on ya Ray! (Trying a new recording set up-wish I had a laundry room-so far it's a poppy glitchy mess, but that's par for the course I guess...stay tuned) Honestly not sure how long I will leave this up, ahh WTF, hope you enjoy. All in good fun, innit?

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For proper context check out 'The Uncle Rico Show' 'WhoAreThesePodcasts?' 'El Horrible-BeDabbler' 'Cardiff Electric' or any of the wide variety of fine podcasts in the Dabbleverse!

Lyrics-

...We know WHO ARE THESE PODCASTS?-
And The Shuli Network Shows-
Now Ray Devito-
Sees through the bullshit-
From a 'Star' sitting in the 4th row-

He may come off dumb, living off breadcrumbs-
But he dips them in his own hot sauce-

And when it's time to hit Rock Bottom
everynight-
He sports a hoodie by Hugo Boss-
Just because-

You don't poke fun at his pink blanket-
Better want your steak done gray-
Lay off about his living arrangements-
'Cuz you don't want an angry Ray-

Out of south California came The Dabbler-
With his bloodshot eyes on KB-
Desperate to impress his brand new dad-
Score some points with Kate Meany-
Yeah he went after Ray, thinking he's easy prey-
Just imagine his surprise-
At the moment when, Ray picked up his pen-
And ate his soul like Pennywise-
Made 'em realize-

Nothing wrong with his pink blanket-
Or the mom that got him laid-
Don't ask about the laundry basket-
'Cuz you don't want an angry Ray-

Well a hush fell over the chat room-
When Ray started layin' down the facts-
Turbo and Nitro, Gemini Melendez-
Are they kids or a circus act?-
Yeah John tried to attack, knowing dad had his back-
Even Bubbles jumped in the fray-
But when the roast challenge dropped-
John's mouth needed a mop-
'Cuz all the stupid-juice that he sprayed-
Now they say-

Don't you point at his pink blanket-
Pull the napkin off of his tray-
Shut up about his bobbleheads-
'Cuz you don't want an angry Ray-

Yeah, KB knows where it's at-
Don't go goofing on guys who have nothing to lose-
Even if you do have a high quality yellow bike helmet-


...Yeah, you don't look at his sissy blanket-
'Cuz it's pink don't make him gay-
Nothing wrong with having action figures-
'Cuz you don't want an angry Ray-

*HAIL EVS**HAIL CG**HAIL SHEILA ALIENS* ;-)