HOA Fined Me for My Ugly Roof, So I Installed Shingles That Spell “SCAM” on Google Earth!

They Demanded I Remove My Tree Swing, So I Installed a Full-Size, Working Carnival Swing Ride!

They Demanded I Get Rid of My Rock Garden, So I Hired a Sculptor to Carve Them Into Gargoyles!

Shy Waitress Greeted Mafia Boss's Sicilian Dad—Her Sicilian Dialect Greeting Had Every Guest Frozen

I Was The Certified Lineman But Owner Fired Me "Sparkies Are Cheap"—$50m Grid Melted Down, He Begged

She Parked Two Trucks in My Garage Without Asking — Too Bad I Lease It to the County Sheriff

They Blocked My Shed, So I Built a 2,000 Sq Ft Underground Fortress Instead!

HOA Refused to Fix Streetlights, So I Installed a WWII Searchlight and Turned Night Into Day!

Karen Complained My Gutter Downspout Was Loud, So I Turned It Into a Giant Plinko Machine!

Karen Complained My Security Beeped Too Loud, So I Installed a Motion Activated Bagpipe Player!

HOA Complained About My Hammering, So I Brought in a Jackhammer Crew Every Day for a Month!

Karen Spray Painted My Car, So I Had Her Arrested for Vandalism and Bought Her House at the Auction!

HOA Towed My Snowmachine Trailer, Didn't Know I'm State Ranger and Wrote Them Up For Violations

HOA Built A Bike Path Through My Pasture, So I Released My Bulls And Let Them Reclaim The Space

Karen Reported My 'Rickety' Fence, So I Replaced It With a 6 Foot Wall of Solid, Polished Granite!

Karen Said My Porch Light Was Too Bright, So I Installed Motion Activated Flood Lights Everywhere!

HOA Tried to Evict Me Over $50, So I Found a 1985 Bylaw Loophole and Dissolved the HOA!

Supervisor Mocked Me "Surveyors Are Worthless!" — Built On Federal Land, $300m Demolition Ruined Him

HOA Karen Won't Stop Opening My Mail, So I Called Postal Inspectors and She Got Charged!

HOA Said My Fence Was 'Hostile', So I Grew a Wall of 10 Foot Sunflowers!

ТСЖ построило торговый центр на моей земле — я позволил им закончить строительство, а потом отозв...