HOA Tried to Evict Me Over $50, So I Found a 1985 Bylaw Loophole and Dissolved the HOA!

They Towed My Wheelchair Van, So I Sued Under the ADA and Forced the HOA Board to Settle!

They Demanded I Remove My Tree Swing, So I Installed a Full-Size, Working Carnival Swing Ride!

HOA BURNED Down My House For Refusing Membership, Then Learned I’m a FEARED Federal Judge!

Карен из ТСЖ отправила 10 автобусов с гостями к моему дому, не являющемуся ТСЖ. Я заперла ворота ...

HOA Tried to Get Me Arrested for Trespassing — Too Bad I’m the Judge Who Can Dissolve Them!

They Blocked My Shed, So I Built a 2,000 Sq Ft Underground Fortress Instead!

HOA Karen Called 911 — Because I Used My Inherited Road On My Property

Karen Complained About My Diesel Truck, So I Converted It to Run on Vegetable Oil!

Karen Spray Painted My Car, So I Had Her Arrested for Vandalism and Bought Her House at the Auction!

Karen Complained My Security Beeped Too Loud, So I Installed a Motion Activated Bagpipe Player!

HOA Tried to Ban My Farm Animals Didn't Realize My Land Was Zoned Agricultural Since 1887

A Deputy Sheriff Showed Up at 6 AM with an Eviction Order—My Parents Filed It Behind My Back and…

HOA Fined Me for My Ugly Roof, So I Installed Shingles That Spell “SCAM” on Google Earth!

HOA Banned Chickens, So I Got Two Emus and Registered Them as 'Guard Birds'!

HOA Karen Issued a $4,200 Fine Over My Grandpa’s Flagpole—Then Found Out He Was a Decorated Veteran

HOA Called 911 Over the Old Lake I Bought — So I Used Federal Waterway Law to Lock Their Marina!

HOA Banned My Son's Go Kart, So I Bought Him a Used Zamboni!

They Tried to Fine Me for Walking Too Loudly, So I Wore Tap Shoes Every Time I Got the Mail!

HOA Had My Entire Garage Towed Overnight — Unaware I’m the Legal Owner of the Towing Company

She Parked Two Trucks in My Garage Without Asking — Too Bad I Lease It to the County Sheriff