How to Beat Skyrim by Doing Nothing

Описание: Feels like I'm doing nothing at all! Nothing At All! NOTHING AT ALL!!!

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Somehow I've returned and this time I had the stupid idea to beat Skyrim by doing nothing. Now obviously that's impossible BUT through the magic of the general stats screen we can determine whether our character has done something that the game will track. Therefore, our objective is to beat the main quest by doing as little as possible that is tracked by said general stats screen.

Did I succeed? No. Was it entertaining? Debatable. But do let me know if there are things I've missed that could reduce the final total WITHOUT it being a glitch or an exploit. As with glitches you could probably load warp to the end with a character with nothing in the stats screen which wouldn't be very fun.


THALMOR EMBASSY FAILED ATTEMPTS:
In the embassy you must obtain the trap door key from one of the two guards who accompany Malborn into the dungeon once you've read the dossier on Esbern. The only escape route from the embassy is to use said trap door key on the trap door in the dungeon as the lock cannot be picked.

PICKPOCKET METHOD:
To get the key you must kill or pickpocket the guards. You can pickpocket the key by using the serpent stone power to paralyse the guard and as they begin to stand up you can pickpocket the key from them. But this counts as an item stolen and pickpocketed, as well as discovering a location and a standing stone as well as gaining XP for the lockpicking skill [5 stats total].

FURY SPELL AS A HIGH ELF:
Alternatively the Fury spell can be used. High Elves start with this spell so don't have to learn it BUT using the spell gives you a favourite spell and a favourite school plus XP in the Illusion skill [3 stats total].

FURY SCROLL:
There is a scroll of fury by a shrine of talos north of the college of winterhold next to the dead mage Ilas-Tei. The scroll can be given to Malborn, looted from the chest he smuggles your gear in, the key to the dungeon can be looted from a chest in the embassy and the scroll can be used on malborns guards to get the trap door key. Using the scroll counts as a favourite spell but not a favourite school [3 stats total]. It may be possible to use the scroll to have the first guard kill Rulindil, loot the dungeon key from his corpse, follow you into the dungeon then kill malborns guard to get the trap door key [2 stats total]

As far as I know 2 stats must be used to get through the thalmor embassy without glitches but do let me know if there's another method I have missed.

TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Intro
00:49 Unbound
01:14 Before the Storm/Bleak Falls Barrow/Dragon Rising
02:49 The Way of the Voice/Horn of Jurgen Windcaller
04:47 A Blade in the Dark
05:55 Diplomatic Immunity
08:51 A Cornered Rat/Alduin's Wall
10:28 The Throat of the World/Elder Knowledge
12:16 Alduin's Bane
15:34 The Fallen/Season Unending/The World Eater's Eyrie
17:04 Sovngarde/Dragonslayer
18:10 Final Stats Summary
19:28 Be Seeing You

TRACK LIST:
Cello Suite No. 1 - Bach - Lud and Schlatts Musical Emporium

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To Weather a Storm - Dan Lebowitz
Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories OST - Valley of the Kings
Tiptoe Out the Back - Dan Lebowitz
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Woodshedder - Quincas Moreira
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim OST - Boss Battle #3
Finding Light - Dan Lebowitz
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim OST - Sovngarde
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim OST - Secunda
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