Call Riichi With You - Kanye West & Estelle (Riichi Mahjong Parody)

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| Lyrics |
Calling pon in the East 1 round
Yeah Tanyao we ‘bout to get down (tanyao)
Using all the Bamboo two’s I’ve found
How does three more Dora sound?

But we exhaustive draw
Everybody folding cause of what they saw
So next round I’ll stop Chii-ing
Keep my hand Menzenchin

Take me into Tenpai
Would like to Ron someday
Double sided waiting
For Bamboo five-eight

I really want to
Win Riichi Pinfu
You can be my two Han hand

He said, hey opponents
Hope you don’t know much defense
I just drew this 5-6-7 mixed triple sequence

If you’re thinking that you can beat me, you must be cheesin’
I’m like Northernlion stream sniping against Dan Gheesling

And Riichi cause I am all in
The dealer Sakigiri’s throwing a Kanye West wind

Toimen deals a 5 pin
Their choices they’re regretting
I’m thinking they just got destroyed
A Mangan enjoy

My Suji trap just gotcha
While you were Iishanten
Watching you get shadow realm’ed
I’ll say amen

I really love to
Win with Ippatsu
You can be my 5 Han hand
(Pon the Red Dragon)

Everybody calling out uncle
When I’m Ron-ing with Sanankou
Reluctantly
Cause I wanted Tsumo on the Bamboo three

Daina Chiba saying pump the brakes
Chiitoitsu has bad waits
But guaranteed that I Tsumo
Adding psychic damage when I UwU OwO

Tanki Tenpai? Yeah I’m a sicko
Call me Saki when I Rinshan Kaihou
So distracted, gonna need the replay
Cause I made you look with the Hana cosplay

Half-flushing fast
Fully outside like I’m touching grass
Lost the round? Oh nah, psyche
Killing the game and I can do it with no mic

[Piano Solo]

Oops, I said what I said
Got a Phantom Nobetan with no head
Don’t wanna deal in fine, I’ll Tsumo instead
Got three of the fives and they’re all glowing red

Wait for it, Imma go Toitoi
Triplet, full send, not coy
Just admit, Oya on a rampage
Beat you so bad you’ll spend money on a name change

Backseating in the comments I see
But weird, they never come from players better than me
A straight one through nine but a ten on the beat
See me winning at the table while you’re begging for feet

And I’m on repeat,
Got my name on the deed to the dealer’s seat
Looking at a fresh 5 stack on the Honba
Got producers begging for the Mahjong Donda

And I’m going Dama
When you deal in with the South we can call that trauma
Score’s so large gonna need some commas
All green yakuman uuuuuuuuu Ceres Fauna

Risk it all in South 4
As you Riichi on
Watch your mental health get worse
And play Mahjong

I really love to
Chug Jug with you (wait what)
You could be my Yakuman

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You might have encountered Riichi Mahjong in the Yakuza series, by watching the Akagi or Saki anime, or you might have seen your favorite VTubers from Hololive or Nijisanji playing. The rules are virtually identical whether you're playing in Yakuza, FFXIV, Mahjong Soul, Touhou, or Riichi City.