The church of Mechanical Keyboards and it is just hoarding expensive plastic for stranger validation

Описание: We have convinced ourselves that spending the equivalent of a used Honda Civic on a device to type passive-aggressive emails is a rational necessity for productivity. We are the architects of our own financial ruin, building monuments to efficiency that we are too afraid to touch lest we shine the expensive ABS plastic.

THE BREAKDOWN:

In this deep dive into the financial black hole of r/MechanicalKeyboards, we explore the "Hierarchy of Waste" that turns rational adults into thock-seeking addicts. From the initial "gateway drug" of typing tests to the agonizing wait times of a Group Buy, we dissect why we spend thousands on custom mechanical keyboards just to fix a stabilizer rattle. This is a warning to anyone thinking about buying their first GMK set or lubing switches—turn back now before you start unironically using the word "creamy."

THE GEAR:
→ GMK Keycap Set: Paying $150 to act as an unsecured creditor for two years, only to receive a warped spacebar that shines after a week.
→ TGR Alice Layout: An ergonomic lie we tell ourselves to justify spending rent money on a board we literally cannot type on.
→ Holy Panda Frankenswitches: Buying three separate expensive products to destroy them all for a single "tactile bump" that nobody else can feel.
→ Krytox 205g0 Lube: Spending eight hours painting plastic stems with a brush size meant for ants just to hear a "wet" sound.

THE "RESEARCH" FUND:

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DISCLAIMER:
This video is a satirical look at custom mechanical keyboards culture. Intended for entertainment and comedic purposes only.

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