My Crazy Wife

Описание: My crazy wife—
the world calls her wild,
unpredictable, too loud, too soft, too much,
but they don’t know the way chaos can be holy
when it loves you back.
She laughs at the wrong moments,
cries at sunsets like they personally betrayed her,
argues with the moon for being late,
and scolds the rain for falling without permission.
She is poetry that refuses to rhyme,
a storm that never checks the weather forecast.
They say, “How do you live with her?”
I smile.
Because they never saw her tie my broken pieces together
with nothing but stubborn hope
and a heart that refuses to give up.
My crazy wife wakes up angry at dreams
and goes to sleep forgiving the entire universe.
She fights with pillows,
wins arguments she started alone,
and makes tea like she’s negotiating peace between nations.
Every small thing is dramatic—
every big thing, she carries silently.
She is fire and fever,
sweetness and sharp edges,
a hurricane wearing bangles,
a prayer spoken too loudly but answered anyway.
She gets jealous of my silence,
suspicious of my smiles,
protective over my sadness
like it’s a fragile child she raised herself.
She asks a hundred questions,
then pretends she didn’t care about the answers—
liar.
Beautiful liar.
My crazy wife loves like it’s the last love left on earth.
No backups.
No exits.
No safety net.
Just faith and madness holding hands.
When she’s angry,
the walls learn new languages.
When she’s quiet,
even the clock apologizes for ticking too loudly.
She doesn’t forgive easily,
but when she does,
she forgives completely—
and that is terrifying.
She says she’s “fine”
the way warriors say it before battle.
She says “leave me alone”
when what she means is “don’t you dare go anywhere.”
She pushes me away
just to see if I’ll come back stronger.
And I always do.
Because loving her is not a choice—
it’s gravity.
My crazy wife believes in signs,
reads meanings in coincidences,
talks to God like they’re old friends
who had one big misunderstanding but fixed it over tea.
She believes love should hurt a little,
because anything powerful leaves a mark.
Sometimes she breaks things—
plates, plans, perfectly good moods—
but she never breaks promises.
She may forget dates,
lose keys,
misplace calm,
but she remembers me
in every version of herself.
She dances while cooking,
sings off-key like the universe owes her applause,
and makes my name sound like a secret
every time she says it softly.
My crazy wife turns small rooms into festivals
and large crowds into loneliness
unless I’m standing beside her.
She needs space,
but only the kind that still knows where I am.
They warned me about her.
Said she was “too emotional,”
“too intense,”
“too much trouble.”
They were right.
She is too much for people who want half-love,
quiet love,
convenient love.
She is trouble for anyone who lies,
anyone who leaves,
anyone who loves with conditions.
But for me—
she is home.
She argues like a lawyer,
loves like a poet,
holds grudges like history books,
and forgives like it’s a rebellion.
She can ruin a day with one sentence
and save a lifetime with one look.
My crazy wife doesn’t need fixing.
She needs understanding.
She doesn’t need control.
She needs loyalty.
She doesn’t need perfection.
She needs truth—even when it hurts.
At night, when the world finally shuts up,
she curls into me like the bravest child I’ve ever known.
All that madness softens.
All that fire sleeps.
And I realize—
Her craziness is just love
that never learned how to be quiet.
End of Part I
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I was not looking for you
when the universe quietly rearranged itself,
when stars shifted their weight
and time leaned a little closer to my chest.
I was just breathing, just existing,
when suddenly—
existence learned your name.
Before you,
days were only dates on a calendar,
nights were habits,
and dreams were unfinished letters
I never mailed to myself.
Then you arrived,
not loudly, not like thunder,
but like rain that knows exactly
where the earth is thirsty.
You came with silence that spoke,
with eyes that remembered things
I had never told anyone,
with a presence that felt less like meeting
and more like returning.
I don’t know how love chooses its language.
Sometimes it speaks in laughter,
sometimes in arguments that end in understanding,
sometimes in quiet moments
where two souls sit side by side
and say nothing—
yet understand everything.
I learned your shape in small ways:
in the pause before you smile,
in the way your voice softens
when you say something true,
in the invisible gravity
that pulls my thoughts back to you
no matter how far they wander.
People talk about love
as if it is always loud and dramatic,
as if it must burn like fire
or explode like fireworks.
But loving you
taught me another kind of miracle—
the kind that feels like peace didn’t realize