13 Songs, 13 Doctors: "Wild Wild Vest" - 7th Doctor (Escape Club parody)

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all clips (c) the BBC, editing and lyrics and performance by me, original song is by Escape Club, to rock is allright saaay...

LYRICS
Forty seven Red Kangs, Yellow one’s a dead Kang
Pex, Briers, Spriggs, Bruce, all under one roof
Rani’s plans are in vain - holy crap a big brain
Delta’s in the bedroom nourishing her baby

She’s so green
Billy don’t care
Cuz love ain’t rational, Ray, no fair
Just look at Kane, stone cold obsessed
Hear he’s playin’ checkers
Seven’s playin’ 4-D Chess
4-D Chess
Nice vest.

aimin’ for the eyepiece, handin’ out Omega
Scramblin’ the Daleks with a wicked tape deck
Forty seven killjoys proud of lookin’ glum
It’s the Kandyman… Kandyman…
Helen’s got a Fun Gun

She’s so mean
But we don’t care
They hide their tears with their wild wild hair
Dance in the streets if you’re depressed
This is Candy Land but
Seven’s playin’ 4-D Chess
4-D Chess
Nice vest.

Now put your kite in the air and watch out for the clowns
Gods of Ragnarok Ragnarok stare from underground
Turn to the left, turn to the right...
Psychic Circus closes its doors tonight

She goes mean
In moonlight fair
With werewolf nails and her wild wild hair
Like Nemesis predicts distress
Stuff your noughts and crosses
Seven’s playin’ 4-D Chess

Caretaker number three four five stroke twelve subsection three it’s me
And back in time for teeeea!
I’ll set a trap run circles ‘round
Anybody who tries
To conquer lesser races for unlimited rice
Pudding been fighting evil since the dawn of time
And here comes my assistant who rocks Nitro-9, say….

Blow it up… blow it up.

if you’re confused check your records UNIT hell breaks loose when i saunter in
Just-a like Morgaine, je suis le fay au fils du temps va etre Merlin
Like Brigadier Bambera loves to say-a “oh shame”
I’m always seven moves ahead of you in the game…
Boom!

So put your piece on the board and don’t give up on hope
Evolution, ablution, it’s all in how we cope
It’s the way to the zoo, the way to the light
We’ll die like animals if that’s how we fight

Beeb so mean
Oh they don’t care
Smelled the blood
in the wild wild air
Cancelled the show when at its best.
Headin’ for the ‘90s, Seven’s playin’ 4-D Chess
4-D Chess
In his wild wild vest
His wild wild vest
Wild vest