Doctor Who - "Jesus, The Survivor's Guilt" (Green Day parody) - 13 Songs, 13 Doctors

Описание: The legend returns. This here's a parody of "Jesus Of Suburbia" by Green Day about the War and Ninth Doctors. I figure I'd been slacking on the channel for a bit, and I owed you a nine-minute punk rock epic. It worked out really well.

This might be the best thing I've ever made in any medium ever, so I'd appreciate it if you, ya know, spread it around out there a little.

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lyrics:
(PART 1: DOCTOR OF ARCADIA)
I’m the one you can’t ignore
The Doctor who was forged in war
The bandelier
Should have made it clear
I’m not feeling myself dear
Found a dreadful way to win
Everybody died for my sins that day
Back on Gallifrey
But at least things came to a stalemate

And the Sisterhood told me
This is what I have to be
Universe in anarchy
Is no time to be me

Grab my gun, No More I cried
Hanging on a moment like
Lifehouse did, did I count the kids
The time moms and dads in the wake
Ask the future what it says
But I did not expect a fez
Through the void, this is me annoyed
That my future’s these little boys

But it turned out I’m ok
Didn’t blow up Gallifrey
Not that I’ll remember - hey
Could have saved some therapy…

PART II: CITY OF THESE DAMNED PLASTIC DUDES (AND OTHER STORIES)
At the center of London there’s a council estate
With a plucky young girl who believes her fate
Is folding blouses for liiiiife
She ventured down the basement with the lottery fund
Then some mannequins attacked her and a man said “run!”
Just in the nick of tiiiime…

Hey there, Mickey’s head
Got myself a tube of anti-plastic
Nestene dealt with in due course
This blue box of mine
Transcending time and space and accents
Lots of planets have a north

You met the last human up on Platform One
Just a b**** lasagna judgin’ everyone
You better watch your back
They didn’t see much, but you probably heard
The expansion of the sun means the end of the world
And now we need a snack

Visions of the dead
Stroll round on the streets of old Cardiff
It’s a Dickens of a scare
Take that Big Ben
Hittin’ almost hard as Jackie Tyler
Number 10 sure needs repair…

Slitheen in skin suits, you don’t
Want to smell skin suit toots oh
Using that poor pig was not fair
Harriet Jones Flydale North
She’s the MP, Flydale North
Britain’s Gold Age, don’t we care?

PART III: I DON'T CARE (About Daleks)

I don’t care (ooh! ooh!)
I don’t care…

Ten million burnt Dalek ships
Better hope my hand don’t slip
Now there’s no one left for you to hate
Guess we’d best exterminate
Cuz I’ve fought the Dalek race
From Utah to the depths of space
Turns out the Dalek’s just like you
And he’s the last survivor too

Satellite of lies
Jagrafess hangs out inside
Adam thinks he’s keen
Snap if you agree
Oh don’t stare… (ooh! ooh!)
Oh don’t stare…
Jackie’s hair
Jackie's Hair

PART IV: DEARLY BELOVED (EPISODES BECAUSE FEELINGS)
Dearly beloved, poor Pete Tyler’s gone
But Rose decides it’s time with time to mess around
Now only Pete can stop the invasion
He’ll never give you up and he won’t let you down

Weee’re no strangers to looooove…

A Chula warship streaks out of the void
Has anybody seen a thing fall from the sky?
Are you my mummy? Asks the creepy kid
Those nanites made him with a mask, at least they tried.

Oooh… oooh….

PART V: TALES FROM ANOTHER BAD WOLF JOKE
To enslave humanity
Daleks used trash TV
Could blow them all away
Choose coward every day

Cuz I could save time
And end a billion krukkin’ lives

So I sent Rose away
She came back anyway
Absorbed the energy
Of time, came back to me

And all time and space
Got saved cuz we were suckin’ face
And I… I’ve survived
At least as many lives as nine
But not this time

I won’t be very long but Time Lords have this trick
But I should say before I go
Swappin’ this daft old face that you were fantastic
And so was I so thank you


[end]
ROSE
Fantastic…
Fantastic…
Oh, and so was I!