Mimic D&D Metal Song - Bite Me | BardStrike

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Bite Me is a brutal and hilarious D&D metal anthem inspired by one of the most infamous monsters in Dungeons & Dragons 5e. This BardStrike track turns every adventurer’s worst mistake into pure epic metal chaos, capturing the perfect mix of dungeon horror, greed, and DM-approved suffering.

If you have ever trusted a suspicious chest, skipped checking for traps, or learned the hard way that loot can bite back, this song is for you. Crank it up, laugh through the pain, and remember one rule of dnd 5e adventuring: never trust the treasure. BardStrike delivers meme-fueled riffs, dungeon metal energy, and pure tabletop trauma in song form.

Note: This video is fan made and not official.
The song and the art are AI generated as follows:

Song:
Lyrics - The lyrics and theme are human made, by me, as BardStrike and ChatGPT was used for creative ideation and lyric refinement
Music + vocals - Suno

Video:
Art - Midjourney
Image to video - Luma Dream Machine
Editing - CapCut

Lyrics:
Rusty hinge
Wooden grin
Open lid
Let you in
Coins that gleam
Blade that shines
Step too close
You are mine


Dungeon laughs
When I wait
Chest or door
Seal your fate
Sticky teeth
Grip of doom
Free loot dream
Becomes your tomb


Bite me
Stick fast
Bite me
No past
Bite me
Roll for fear


I am hunger
I am gold!
I am secrets
Never told!
Trust your eyes
That is the lie
Touch the chest
And say goodbye!


Check for traps
You still fail
Wood and iron
Flesh and nail
I stay quiet
I stay still
Best disguise
Is greed and will


Roll initiative


I am hunger
I am gold!
I am secrets
Never told!
Trust your eyes
That is the lie
Touch the chest
And say goodbye!


Laughing dice
Sticky screams
Dungeon feeds
On broken dreams
Heroes cry
DM smirks
Natural one
Now it hurts


I am hunger
I am gold!
I am secrets
Never told!
Trust your eyes
That is the lie
Touch the chest
And say goodbye!


I am hunger
I am bait!
I am patience
I can wait!
Trust your greed
Reach inside
Loot has teeth
You just died!