Through the Dark Portal (Again) - Third Time TBC Veteran Blues | Nightmares of Outland Electroswing

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Seventeen years. Three official times. Private servers we don't talk about. And still that Fel Reaver finds me.

Upbeat electroswing with vintage samples, energetic swing rhythm, playful storytelling vocals, adventure vibe with veteran irony

Portal's green. Bags are packed. Seventeen years and we keep coming back.

Blasted Lands, 2007. Standing at that Dark Portal for the first time. Level 60 in full Tier 3, ready for adventure. That was magical.

Private servers: Worm-mane, Axe-kukubur, Moldy-WoW dot RU. Lost characters. Server crashes. Ban reasons in Cyrillic. But we kept coming back.

2021: TBC Classic. Same portal. Different attempt. Same Fel Reaver waiting in Hellfire. Same 12 silver for Tier 3 gear. Same green quest rewards. Same "why am I doing this again?" followed by 6-month subscription.
Every expansion promises something new. But we keep coming back to this one. Portal's green. Here we go again.

NIGHTMARES OF OUTLAND: THE BURNING CRUSADE BLUES
Track 1 - Through the Dark Portal (Again)

Lazy MMO Gamer AI Music

The veteran portal experience:
Green glowing portal of destiny (again)
Full Tier 3 about to be vendor trash (12 silver)
Fel Reaver PTSD across multiple timelines
Private server memories and lost characters
"Got a life now" equals 6-month sub
Can't explain why we love it, but we do

For every veteran who keeps stepping through.

📜 LYRICS:

Level 60, Blasted Lands, let's go
Standing at this portal, green glow
2007 was the first time through
Private servers... three? Maybe two?
Worm-mane, Axe-kukubur, Moldy-WoW dot RU
TBC Classic, now this... round two!

[Pre-Chorus]
Full Tier 3, looking pretty fly
About to vendor it, don't ask why
I know what's coming, know the deal
But stepping through still got that feel
Old friends waiting on the other side
Let's do this thing, enjoy the ride

Through the Dark Portal, here we go again!
Same adventure, same old den
But something's pulling, can't say no
Outland's calling, time to go!
Portal's green, my bags are packed
Seventeen years and I keep coming back
Through the Dark Portal, one more run
Complain the whole time, still having fun!

Hellfire Peninsula, I know this zone
Every quest giver, every stone
Fel Reaver? Yeah, I see you, friend
Our little dance will never end
Checking my back, watching the sky
Smart and prepared, I won't-
...hi

Corpse run time, old routine
Same spot since 2007, know what I mean?
He got me again, that big green jerk
But I'll be back, that's how it works
Part of the journey, part of the fun
Me and Fel Reaver, never done

Through the Dark Portal, on the floor!
Fel Reaver got me, love this chore
Green boots waiting to replace my stuff
Classic experience, fair enough!
I knew this, I KNEW this, read this book
Every chapter, every hook
Same adventure, same old tale
Different year, same trail!

Why do I keep doing this?

Killed Illidan four times already
Got Warglaives on Worm-mane... twice
Server crashed, classic private server moment

Axe-kukubur shut down, lost my rogue
Full tier 6, poof, gone

Moldy-WoW-dot-RU, banned
Reason in Cyrillic, still don't know why

But you know what?
Every time that portal opens
Every time that green light glows
Something clicks

Guild asked "coming back for TBC?"
Said "nah, got a life now"

...six month sub, best value

Some adventures just don't get old

Quest reward time, here's my loot
"Boots of the Boar" - absolute hoot
Plus three stamina, plus four spirit
Warrior BiS, yeah, I can hear it
Tier 3 vendored, twelve silver flat
That's the TBC welcome mat!

Through the Dark Portal, same old song!
Seventeen years, still going strong
Green gear replacing epic dreams
That's the deal, that's how it seems
Through the Dark Portal, one more spin
Same old world, let's dive in!
Here we go again, again, again
See you in Outland, my friends!

You know what's funny?

Last week, logged retail, found Fel Reaver
Killed him ten times, sweet achievement
Screenshot, Discord, "who's elite now?"
Felt like closure, take a bow

That same night, Classic, two AM
"Just checking auctions"... and then
Died to him at Honor Hold mailbox
He found me

...wouldn't have it any other way
See you tomorrow, big guy

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