Half Orc, Half Wit [D&D Tavern Song]

Описание: Get ready for an uproarious journey through the chaotic mind of a clueless hero! “Half-Orc, Half-Wit” is a hilarious bardic tale set to a cheerful Celtic tavern jig, bursting with lively fiddle, driving bodhrán, playful whistles, and rustic lute strums. This song captures the absurd misadventures of a half-orc who charges bravely—and foolishly—into every situation. Perfect for fans of fantasy, RPGs, and anyone who’s ever rolled a natural one. Created with Suno’s powerful AI tools and crafted with love for the chaos of tabletop adventures. Gather your party, raise your tankards, and sing along!

Lyrics:

[Intro – Spoken, epic but clueless]
Gather ‘round, ye brave and bold! Or, um, moderately awake? Wait, what was I saying…?

[Verse 1]
He sharpened his axe on his own shin,
Polished his helm from the garbage bin.
With every roar, foes laughed not fled—
His battle plans were best left unsaid!

[Chorus]
Half-orc, half-wit, muscles tight,
Swings so wide, he hits the night!
Brains so small, heart so grand—
He’ll high-five death with his own hand!

[Verse 2]
He charged the horse instead of knight,
Missed his foe, embraced a kite.
Called out “hug” instead of “fight”—
Lost his pants mid-battle’s height!

[Chorus]
Half-orc, half-wit, battle’s clown,
Knocks himself straight to the ground!
Sword’s too big, plans too few—
He’ll challenge storms to fisticuffs too!

[Bridge – Spoken over comedic fiddle hits]
And lo! He raised his blade aloft… only to realize he’d been swinging a broom the whole time.

[Verse 3]
He tried to parley with a rock,
Promised wolves a trade for socks.
When told “surprise them,” he yelled “SURPRISE!”
Alerting foes across the skies!

[Final Chorus]
Half-orc, half-wit, still our mate,
Born to swing and complicate!
Brains like stew, brawn on loan—
He’s the hero we disown!

[Outro – Fading, wistful flute]
Ohhhh… brains like stew… brawn on loooan…