🎩🐓✨ My Penis Thinks It’s a Magic Wand - Official Country Comedy Song 🎸🤠💥

Описание: Y'all ain't ready for this enchanted embarrassment! 😂 In this outrageous country tune, our glitter-booted cowboy learns the hard way that his "magic wand" ain't exactly Hogwarts-approved. From confused chickens to sheriff-related chaos, it’s a spellbound mess you won't forget!

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[Verse 1]
Well I woke up late in a motel bed,
With glitter on my boots and a chicken in my shed,
She said, "Honey, last night you were castin' spells,"
Now the sheriff's missin' and the mayor's in jail!

[Chorus]
'Cause my penis thinks it’s a magic wand,
Waves around like it's James freakin’ Bond,
Thinks it can summon love and rain,
But all it does is cause me pain!
Yeah, it points like it's got a plan,
But Lord knows, it's just a confused little man…
Oh my life’s a mess, but I play along—
'Cause my penis thinks it’s a magic wand!

[Verse 2]
It tried to bless a preacher’s cow,
Made a toast at my cousin's vow,
Signed a check at the county bank,
And once tried to paddle a fishing plank!

[Bridge]
It don’t do tricks, it don’t shoot sparks,
But it sure caused sparks at the trailer park.
Thinks it’s Merlin or Harry P,
But it can’t even pee straight after whiskey!

[Chorus]
Yeah my penis thinks it’s a magic wand,
Runnin’ 'round like a randy leprechaun,
Pulls more stunts than a rodeo clown,
And leaves me banned from half this town!
It’s not licensed, it ain’t that bright,
But it still wants to fix the world each night…
Well, Lord forgive, and please stay strong—
My penis thinks it’s a magic wand!

[Outro]
So if you see me with a sheep and a kazoo,
Just tip your hat and don’t ask who,
I’ll be the wizard with a beer in hand,
Tryna charm my way across the land!

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