Carpark Carl's Offroad Recovery

Описание: Why hello there, you're actually reading the description, ok then.
So none of this is in chronological order but seems to work well sort of. The mighty X-Trail did well, but just had some issues with up hill. We've al been there, my inlet manifolds were cracked and I could barely drive up my street but still we power through, and with friends and tow ropes what else do you need?

Seriously, you're still reading this? flipping heck. Erm, I don't know what else to say at this point. Do you like cheese? My favourite is definitely Abbott's Gold, which you can get from the Wensleydale creamy in Hawes, go get some, you wont regret it.

Oh, apparently I should put some key words in here to GET ENGAGEMENT, sausages, McDonalds, Colin is a cat, Land Rover, Chocolate Easter Eggs, oh Tesco is evil, Easter Eggs are pretty much on sale all the time and it's not good for my diabeeeeeettuuusss.

Still reading eh? Well, here's a little secret, Colin the Cat, is a girl. Santa Claus is real, and The Monach and Rusty Venture are actually clones, just one of them has baboon DNA. (spoiler warning? lol who cares)

Right, I am going to stop writing this now as the file has uploaded and I want to keep drinking Baileys, See ya later! ❤️🥰