Hey There My Lolcow - Ludwig Hey There Delilah Parody

Описание: i spent like 2 hours on this 😭

Lyrics:
Hey there my lolcow
What's it like down in coal three?
I'm a thousand ranks above you but tonight I think you'll rank up yes I do.
No chatter could ever throw as bad as you
I swear it's true

Hey there my lolcow
Don't you worry bout the safe bed
I'm sure this time you won't need it
Dying now when you've come so far would be a crime.
Please try not to clip farm just one time
Chat sends some primes

Oh now you're back in coal three
Oh you're back in coal three
Oh now you're back in coal three
Oh you're back in coal three
Back down in coal three

Hey there my lolcow
I know ranking up is getting hard
Now that you're going up against players who know how to press a spacebar
Yes I do
Feinbergs probably hatewatching you too
But that's nothing new

Hey there my lolcow
You've got so much left to play
If just one time you wouldn't leap into a pool of lava that would make my day
Maybe you could reach gold after all
Better call saul

Oh now you're back in coal three
Oh you're back in coal three
Oh now you're back in coal three
Oh you're back in coal three

That golden rank seems pretty far
But you've got chat to cheer you on
I'm sure they'll help you out along the way
Just kidding they'll probably type lolcows
when you die again and god knows how
Maybe gold will have to wait another day
Luddy I can promise you
That by the time you get gold two
The world will have turned to dust and crumbled away
No more bidets

Hey there my lolcow
I have to go now see you later
When I get back I might just check on you but I know that you'll still be in iron one
At this point losing must be half the fun
Considering you're starting another run
Hey there my lolcow here's to you
This one's for you (this ones for you lud)

Oh now you're back in coal three
Oh you're back in coal three
Oh now you're back in coal three
Oh you're back in coal three
Back down in coal three

Ohhh ohhh ohhhhh (mcdonalds jingle ba da dan dan dan)