The Rocket Science of Water Marbling

Описание: Hello strangers!

Thanks for your immense patience! I know I haven't posted a video for two weeks and I'm SORRY!!!!!

I won't bore you with the long boring gory details, but I've had to start another job to make ends meet [pay bills and buy food etc] and it's full time and awesome yet ridiculous. So I get home at the end of the day now and I'm too exhausted to even make cheese on toast or paint my nails ONE COLOUR, let alone make a video that can take several days to film and edit.

I'm not trying to play the "woe is me I'm sooo hard done by" card. Honestly. Even if my new job was simply getting paid to drink beer and watch Family Guy, YouTube is still my main passion and will always be my priority. Always. Promise.

I hope you can forgive me for the millionth time for having a stupid ridiculous life and please remember that no matter how exhausted and stressed life makes me, there will always be rainbows and unicorn turds somewhere in my brain.

I think this video is long overdue. Every water marble video I get the same questions, so I hope I have answered them all here and I hope that this video will somehow be helpful to all the new beginners in water marbling. I used to be SOOOOO angry at all the girls who could water marble with so much ease and didn't understand why it didn't work for me. I even came to the conclusion once that the water was different in America and it's England's fault for having shitty water... until I saw a load of British girls doing it and so decided to start a mission impossible of "I will learn how to successfully water marble if it fucking KILLS ME!!"

That was about two years ago and I'm glad I did. I hope that sharing my experience will help you guys with the amazing frustration and fails that you may have had. There was a time when I actually wrote it off. I actually accepted that water marbling was something that I SUCK at and will never conquer.

I have no sense of smell. And at the same time I smashed a cup in a violent rage, I shouted in Dan's face that I'd be a successful aromatherapist before I learned to water marble. And Dan will tell you that I am ALWAYS RIGHT!! [so....shh!!]

I won't leave it two weeks before my next video. I promise. Thank you all SO MUCH for sticking with me. Your support is what keeps me going in these shitty times. You guys rock my world and if I ever met any of you by chance, I'd totally take you out and randomly buy you lunch or a pint of Guinness [or whatever] because you deserve it. Even if I had no make up on and no money. I'd sell my Converses or my car. Just don't ask for the lobster. Come on, it's a first date you greedy mofo!! There's a McDonalds drive thru in Portishead. I'll take you there before all the chavs arrive at 9pm. Hahaha. I'll even clean out all the junk from my passenger seat just for you. I might even give the air con a try. OOOH CHECK OUT THE POSH PORTISHEAD SERVICE YOU'RE GETTING WOOT WOOT!!!

Love you all. Massive rapey snogs and hugs like you wouldn't believe. Seriously. If this was real life you'd need an ambulance. Okay???

I'll post links either in a minute or tomorrow on my lunch break at work.

May your unicorn bless you with the most magical day in the meantime

xxxx MWWWWAH!! xxxxxx

ahhh shit! I bored you with the long gory details...
oh well never mind. It's the internet.



PENISES!!!

*DISCLAIMER*
Don't drink and drive. You'll crash and die. And if you don't, everyone will hate you anyway. Cheers. Guinness rules. Leave it twelve hours bottle to throttle. KTHANKS!!

Music Credits:
Song name: Cold Funk
Artist name: Kevin Macleod
Website: http://www.incompetech.com