Me Mum Died In The Holly - Holly Coaster (Metal)

Описание: [Intro] OI! OI! STRAP IN! HOLLY! (OI!) COASTER! (OI!) GRANNY! (OI!) ROASTER! (OI!)

KEEP YOUR ARMS INSIDE THE CART!

[Verse 1] They packed their bags for holiday The three of them went far away To visit Mister Painter's Camp And sit beneath the sun-tan lamp

My Dad, he clutched his thermos flask He didn't even stop to ask Why smoke was coming from the hole He only wanted sausage roll!

[Verse 2] My Dad, he sat in wagon one He wanted to have lots of fun He didn't see the furnace door He shouted: "Give me more and more!"

The cart went down the burning track And turned him into something black He wanted speed, he wanted most But now he is a piece of toast!

[Pre-Chorus] Round the bend In the group Here it comes... THE DOUBLE LOOP!

[Chorus] HOI! POL-LOI! AND FIDDLE-DE-DEE! THE PAINTER’S CAMP IS THE PLACE TO BE! ZIPPY! ZAPPY! AND OFF YOUR TROLLEY! ME MUM DIED IN THE HOLLY!

We hit the loop! The Holly Coaster! It turned me Dad into a Roaster! And poor old Gran! She lost her wig! She’s crackling like a Christmas pig!

[Verse 3] Now Mum and Gran were in the back The wheels were melting on the track The Painter pulled the lever down And spun the wagon round and round!

My Granny didn't check the latch She flew into the berry patch Me Mum was screaming at the sky I’ve never seen a fam'ly fly!

[Bridge] One is crispy... One is green... The finest ride... I've ever seen...

We sweep the ash beneath the rug We put the Dad inside a jug WE DON'T NEED A BURYING! LISTEN TO THE OVEN DING!

[Guitar Solo]

[Final Chorus] HOI! POL-LOI! AND FIDDLE-DE-DEE! THE PAINTER’S CAMP IS THE PLACE TO BE! ZIPPY! ZAPPY! AND OFF YOUR TROLLEY! ME MUM DIED IN THE HOLLY!

We hit the loop! The Holly Coaster! It turned me Dad into a Roaster! And poor old Gran! She lost her wig! She’s crackling like a Christmas pig!

[Outro] HOLLY! (Hey!) COASTER! (Hey!) GRANNY! (Hey!) ROASTER! (Hey!)

Lovely weather for it!