I Need A Bar

Описание: Parody of Ke$ha's "We R Who We R" told from the view point of a Pregnant mom-to-be. LYRICS BELOW

Written by: Noah Rivera
Starring: Dusti Rivera, Jeff Leatherwood, Sharon Taylor and Noah Rivera

A huge Thank you to:

Seth Stewart and River Clark at The Pudding Factory. They are awesome and the space is awesome. Look them up and book the space!

Candice Oden for Helping with Hair and Make-up!

Devon Johnson for Helping us record it!

And to Jeff Leatherwood for the editing. Thanks bro!

Lyrics:

Hot and Preg-e-nant
Now I get to eat what-evs I want
'Cause the baby weight aint staying off
and I can't get my hot pants on and up

And yes, of course she does
She dancin' like she at a club
and No, you don't want to mess with us
Can't fit into my dress-es-us-us..us.

Got that Death Look in my eyes
Stockings ripped all up the side
Looking sick and terrified
Gonna Throw-oh-oh... Oh No.

Being Pregnant is Hard, Hard, Hard...
C-Sections leave a Scar, Scar, Scar..
Acid Burning up my Heart, Heart, Heart..
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Man, I Need A Bar!

I'm feeling like I'm Dumb, Dumb, Dumb...
My Body's going Numb, Numb, Numb...
I Really need some Tum, Tum, Tums...
Now I can't feel my Tongue
Man, I Need A Bar!

Doctor Give it up
I need an Epidural to Deliv-it-up
I'm so sick of being in this "Posish"
It's making my brain "Delerioush"

I'm Just talking truth
Men don't have to do the Shhh. We do
We Carry 9 months, Ruin our bods, put up with You
Having babies? Hard!

Got that Death Look in my eyes
Stretch marks ripped all up My side
Looking sick and terrified
Gonna Throw-oh-oh... Oh No.


Being Pregnant is Hard, Hard, Hard...
C-Sections leave a Scar, Scar, Scar..
Acid Burning up my Heart, Heart, Heart..
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Man, I Need A Bar!

I'm feeling like I'm Dumb, Dumb, Dumb...
My Body's going Numb, Numb, Numb...
I Really need some Tum, Tum, Tums...
I have pain in my bum
Man, I Need A Bar

Doctor Give it up (4x's)

Chorus

Spoken:
But it's so worth it.
Can I get a drink please?