Modern Christmas Carol Remix | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week

Описание: It's time those old Christmas Carols got an update. Enjoy Young Jeffrey's Modern Christmas Carol Remix!

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Full Lyrics:
Oh, there’s No Toilet Rolls at the Store Today
Just Sold Out of the Xbox’s AND Drones.
There's a Santa-Sized Blockage, in the Supply Chain
For the Holidays, We all get Off Brand Phones

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Going to Buy a Christmas tree,
In a fenced off Parking Lot,
Daddy yells curse words ANGRILY
At the Car, that stole our Spot!
Going to Buy a Christmas tree,
With a Festive Temperament,
Maybe We'll Hit a Coffee Shop,
Triple PUMP that Peppermint!

You could get a FAKE Tree Shipped from CHINA, in a WEEK,
Don't Need Water, Clean & Hardy,
Plastic Love like Ken & Barbie…
Not gonna BUY a Christmas Tree…
Gonna Chop One ON My Own…
Beautiful FIR, Growing Naturally,
Right Behind my Neighbors Home

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Frosty the Snowman,
Used to Be So TALL & ROUND,
We Warmed UP the Globe, Now there's Way Less Snow
So he’s 1-foot off the GROUND!

Frosty the Snowman,
Felt So Down and Out of Shape,
Met some TEENS one night, Took his Corn Cob Pipe
And they Taught Him how to Vape,

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Phones’ll Ding, Are Ya' Listening,
Its' your Home, Security System,
A Horrible Sight,
They’re Stealing your Bike,
Just Watchin’ it Unfolding your RING CAM,

Ran Away...
With your Package…
Til they Slipped…
On a Cabbage…
That Christmasy Crime, Went Viral Online...
40 Million Views on Instagram…

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I REALLY can't Stayyyy...
Totally Cool, That’s Fine.
I’ve gotta go Awayyy...
I’ll Get you an UBER Ride…
This evening has Been...
It’s Actually Noon Now…
So Very Nice...
Sounds Good, I’ll SEE Ya, So Goodbye!

My Mother Will Start to Worry,
PLEASE Go on and give her a Call,
My Father will be pacing the Floor,
Hold on, Do you LIVE with your Folks?
So Maybe I better Scurry
I REALLY Think that's a Good Idea
But maybe just a HALF a Drink More
WHY Did i swipe right on this GIRL?

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What the Hell, does My Aunt want for Christmas?
No clue what she likes…
Maybe Some… New Floral Bath Soaps, or Air Fryers?
Cuz What the HELL, does My Family want for Christmas….?
GIFT CARDS! GIFT CARDS! GIFT CARDS!
(ahhh) (ahhh) (Ahhhhhhhh!!)