No Life [Runescape Comedy Rap]

Описание: ****I own all rights to the song, I have full permission to use the beat.
#KrispyKreme2012 and such
Lyrics:
YEEEEAAAAAAH! UH HUH! UH! YEEUH! YEEUH YEEUH! CHECK IT!

When you're playin' RuneScape you know you have no life
When you;re still on your ass and the sun's come up twice
You got empty soda cans all over the place
And you never make the effort to throw them away

You sit on RuneScape makin' them gee pees
Your mom calls you for dinner you say 5 more minutes please
You're level 98 so you just skipped school
For your 99 party cause you're just that cool

You dream about girls but you can't get a date
But hey thats OK girls are just xp waste
It's been 3 days you're still in the same shirt
And you train woodcutting when you do homework

All you think about at school is SCAPE SCAPE SCAPE
Thinkin' about how cool you'll be when you get that skillcape
You just got home from school the first thing that you do
Is hop on the computer and start chopping yews

When you're sittin' at home and your friend gives you a call
You tell him that you're busy even though you're not at all
You look at the clock and it's almost bedtime
You ask for 1 more hour cause you're almost 99!

You lay awake in bed and you can't go to sleep
You finally doze off and have RUNE SCAPE DREAMS
You're still at Pyramid Plunder cause you're quite the looter
And you say AFK when you're at the computer

People think you're fat because you never leave
But you're actually really skinny because you never eat
You get on RuneScape and you have nothing planned
But instead of logging off you just bank stand

You stand real tall and you feel real proud
Cause the day has finally come where you're gonna max out!
You're oh so excited it's finally the day
But it doesnt really matter cause no one in real life knows you play...
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