Hot Chocolate Party - Shrinkage

Описание: “Shrinkage” is from our debut album “The Hot Chocolate Party Comedy Revue.” Download the album here: http://bit.ly/HCPmusic
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Directed by Michael Yanoska

“Shrinkage” (feat. Joel Ontiveros & Brian Kiely)
From “The Hot Chocolate Party Comedy Revue”
Music & lyrics by Michael Yanoska
© 2013 HCP Productions
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CAST:
Michael Yanoska
Joel Ontiveros
Brian Kiely
Arielle Creager
Kristi Petitt
Amanda Fridley
Yara Azar
Kausar Mohammed
Kristen Sanchez

CREW:
Nick Agee - lighting
Jacob Faber - crane operator
Matthew Sanchez - propmaster/camera operator
Victor Xu - propmaster/camera operator

CHOREOGRAPHED AND PERFORMED BY:
Dalia Bessudo
Meghan Carvalho
Arielle Creager
Gbari Gilliam
Joel Ontiveros

SPECIAL THANKS TO:
UCLA resTV (studio)
Delta Tau Delta (location)
KinG Productions (equipment)
Little Tykes (football equipment)
Arby's (catering)

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Hanging with a girl on a Sunday night
It's a quarter past 9, yeah time is tight
Had dinner at Arby's, fine cuisine
Yo, check it out, I'm a love machine
Got her flowers, got her candy
Hope these singles come in handy
Think we're heading back to my place
Got some candles just in case, so
Hour after, in the pool
It's getting hot but I play it cool
I'm changing clothes, dressed like a tool
But when I look down, it was something cruel

(SHRINKAGE, BABY) It's a legitimate thing
Cuz I just got out of the pool, and it was 40 motherfucking degrees
(SHRINKAGE, BABY) Don't be pointing at me
Oh I swear to God, don't say a word, or you're walking home now

(Stop it- Stop it-)
Stop! It's Joel, don't wear it out
Name's hard to say when we're making out
Single, double, triple hit
Whatever base, I don't give a shit
Catch her looking, catch her peeping
Just pretend that i was sleeping
Waiting for her to make a move
Whatever she's thinking, I approve
Wondering when the moment's right
Just hope that moment comes tonight
My eyes are on the minute hand
Until I reach that promised land
Finally, she says hello
But apparently the lights were low
I thought she was pretty up to now
But damn, this chick's got a unibrow

(SHRINKAGE, BABY) This never happens to me
You were good from afar but far from good, and I'm sorry but I misunderstood
(SHRINKAGE, BABY) It's a natural thing, cuz you
Went from a treat down to a trick, and unfortunately that's shrinking me quick
(WOAH-OH-OHH) It's something automatic
(WOAH-OH-OHH) It's something so erratic
(WOAH-OH-OHH) It's something problematic
(WOAH-OH-OHH) It's something so traumatic

(Yeah, that's right, OK, here I go)

When you're talking with a woman on the Internet and killing it
You're chilling on the Mike & Molly message board and feeling it
You try to bag a hottie, get a picture of her body, then you
Find out she's a dude (SHRINKAGE)

Going on a date and everything is going great and so
You wanna get the check and now it's getting kinda late and so
You go back to her pad and now you're getting kinda mad cuz
You were forced to watch the View (SHRINKAGE)

Eating a banana and you're hanging with your nana
And you're watching NFL with Cincinnati and Atlanta
And your grandpa waddles in and gets on over to your nana
And they start to get it on (SHRINKAGE)

Hanging with the fellas, and your shorty's getting jealous
Cuz you're watching UFC and you are getting overzealous
So she takes your buddy's sack and goes to lead him to the back
And then she cheats on you three times

(SHRINKAGE, BABY) It's not a problem, you see
Cuz it's tough sometimes, but you gotta know that I can't always be good down below
(SHRINKAGE, BABY) Don't be hating on me
Cuz it's just a roll of quarters in my pocket, girl, what else could it be?
(WOAH-OH-OHH) It's something so sporadic
(WOAH-OH-OHH) So please don't talk about it
(WOAH-OH-OHH) No need to get dramatic
(WOAH-OH-OHH) I said don't talk about it

HCP at it again. Ha!
That shit's mountaintops. (Shrinkage...)