Sneer - Man with a Van (Official Music Video)

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Beat Produced by Valeriy Shvedov.

Vocal Recording & Mixing – Julian Frank ‪@JFrankMusic‬
Cinematographer & Editor – ‪@ApostolosFilms‬
Hot Date – Lindsay Ivan ‪@LindsayIvan‬

Lyrics:

I’m a Man with a van
Man with a van x11

Roll up to a date in my 2008 gold Toyota Sienna
A 30-year-old Account Manager I met on Hinge wants to go for gelato (mmm)
Honk on my horn
Unbuckle my seatbelt and open the passenger door
Lean on the hood, do a casual pose, but when she steps outside see her jaw hit the floor
Why are you sneering at Sneer?
She’s like I am not sneering at you
Sure, you’re a little bit ganglier than your pictures suggest but I still find you cute (thanks)
I just figured that a young professional would pick me up in something nicer
Uh, I don’t value material things as much as experiences…like concerts
Come on in, baby, let me show you everything that my mom’s old van has to offer
She reluctantly agrees and gets into the seat as I hand her a bottle of water
She’s like no thanks
I’m like you sure?
I have a whole case in the back
She’s like I’m not that thirsty
I’m like ok
But if you get thirsty don’t say I didn’t ask
I’m ‘bout to end the stigma
To be a man you need a Tesla or pick-up
The perception’s you’re a pedo if you drive a minivan
But dudes who diddle children could just as easily drive a sedan

I’m a Man with a van
Man with a van x11

On road trips my homies have plenty of leg room
And if one of said homies moves in with his girlfriend then I can volunteer my van to help them settle into their condo
My trunk can fit plenty of cargo
I’ll squeeze a credenza, a headboard, a bed frame, a walnut coffee table no problem
DVD player in the back, ay
Player in the back, ay
Hot Rod and hug in the back, ay
Hug in the back, ay
Grocery shopping’s a breeze
Load hockey equipment with ease
Sure, parallel parking is challenging but I’m slowly getting better because I’ve been practicing
If my brother got a van we’d be
Men with “ven”
Always keep nail clippers handy
And a pen
At the drive-thru I am level with the window
When they pass me food I barely gotta reach
I’ll be living in a van down by the river like Chris Farley’s motivational speech
I had a really lovely time with you tonight
Is it alright if I give you a smooch goodnight?
She’s like dude, are you for real?
You just spent the past 2 hours talking ‘bout a fuckin’ van

I’m a Man with a van
Man with a van x11

I’m a Man with a van x3
Man with a HONK