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Why Joshua Graham is NOT actually a Mormon...

Joshua Graham is a FRAUD. (The Honest Truth)



We all know Joshua Graham, and more importantly, we all recognize him for what he is: a Mormon. OH GREAT MORMONS But here’s the thing: This guy isn’t a Mormon, and I can prove it. When I’m through with this video you’ll be forced to accept that either Josh Sawyer doesn’t know what a Mormon is, or accept that Joshua Graham is a liar. Why does this even matter? I’m glad you asked. See, there has always been a big disagreement about whether or not Mormons are really Christians at all or if they’re something else entirely. “Whether there is a God or not, his existence doesn't depend on what you believe or what I say. There is much to be skeptical of in this world, so it no longer surprises me to learn how many people don't really believe in anything.” In fact most Christians don’t even like Mormons, and Mormons used to consider their religion as a kind of “christianity pro membership,” Kind of a Christianity Sequel, if you will. So even though you might not care, rest assured, the question of what religion graham belongs to is important to people like Joshua. TURNS OUT IT WAS THE UH MORMONS To find out, I read a lot of religious texts, from the bible all the way to the Book of Mormon, and I can definitively say I have an answer. So without further ado, buckle up so I can piss of multiple religions at once in today’s video. Let’s get into it.

So first things first, what makes people believe that Joshua Graham is even Mormon in the first place? Well, Mormons are known for a few things aren’t they? They have a lot of kids LOOK AT ALL THESE KIDS, I FEEL LIKE A MORMON, they used to have a lot of wives HOW MANY WIVES DO YOU WANT 1 WHAT ARE YOU GAY? But mostly, they’re known for the missionaries they send out into the world and that most of them are from Utah. And wouldn’t you know it, ya boi Joshua fits the bill: listen to him tell us where he’ from: “I was born in Ogden, what people came to call New Canaan. Things were more peaceful when I was growing up. When I was a young man, I went out into the world to do missionary work as all New Canaanites do. I traveled along the Long 15 and followed 89 south into Arizona. Along the way, I met two men from a group called the Followers of the Apocalypse. Edward Sallow and Bill Calhoun. They came to teach the tribes. Calhoun was a good man. Edward was the one who got us into trouble down the road.” So I get it, okay, the evidence that Graham is a Mormon is pretty strong, at least at first glance. He grew up in Ogden, Utah and decided to become a Missionary in his youth. And even though he doesn’t specifically say what he’s a missionary for, its definitely implied that if you’re a missionary, and you’re from Utah, you’re probably a Mormon. WELOME TO THE MORMON CHURCH AMERICAS MOST ACCEPTABLE CULT

But if you’re looking for more concrete proof, he brings up that Mormons are surprisingly known for their large weapons collections AS LONG AS YOURE NOT A MORMON which makes the next bit pretty good evidence. Mormons have seen their fairt share of violence after all “I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's just a chore, like any other. Practiced hands make for short work. And the good Lord knows there's much to be done here.” See, he also says: “In the Great Basin and Colorado Plateau, all tribes are known for a specific weapon. White Legs are known for their big submachine guns, "storm drums." They broke into an armory near Spanish Fork and have been using them for years. Of course, the Dead Horses have their wooden war clubs and even the Sorrows have their Yao Guai gauntlets. This type of .45 Automatic pistol was designed by one of my tribe almost four hundred years ago. Learning its use is a New Canaanite rite of passage.” This is a lot stronger proof. See the gun that Graham is using is of course the iconic model 1911, made by none other than John Browning. So when Joshua says that the gun was made by a member of his tribe 400 years ago, he is of course referring to the fact that John Browning made the design for the 1911 in the late 1890s while he was verifiably a Mormon, living in Ogden, the same place Graham grew up. Joshua is referring to the religion of Mormonism as a tribe instead of a religion, but since we know browning was a Mormon, this would also mean Graham is a Mormon. So once again, not looking good because so far, this guy I looking pretty mormoon to me WHAT WERE NOT DYING OR MORMON