If Dogs Could Talk: Why Human Perfume Makes No Sense | Funny Dog Podcast

Описание: Why do humans spray themselves with clouds that smell like flowers, fighting for their lives? 😂
In this hilarious episode of If Dogs Could Talk, our furry panel unravels the biggest mystery in human grooming: perfume.
🐕‍🦺 The Host: analyzing human scents like a detective with 300 million smell sensors
🐕 The Chihuahua: dramatic, emotional, and personally offended by every spray
🐩 The Shih Tzu: elegant shade-thrower who calls perfume “panic with petals”

Together, they dive into:
Why humans buy scents marketed through dramatic slow-motion commercials
The betrayal of coming home smelling like another dog
Perfumes that promise “ocean breeze” in cities nowhere near water
The trauma of being cuddled immediately after humans spray themselves
“Corrective cologne” — also known as rolling in something natural
And the shocking twist is when one human actually finds a perfume that dogs approve of.
This episode is wild, dramatic, sarcastic, and painfully accurate.
Laugh, sniff, and discover what dogs REALLY think about human fragrance choices.

Spray less, love more, and join us for another pawcast you won’t forget.
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