Chased by Krampus (Funny D&D Christmas Song)

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🎄🔥 Chased by Krampus – Hilarious Holiday Hunt (Official Lyric Video) 🔥🎄

Get ready to laugh your way through the snow with Chased by Krampus, a funny and festive Christmas song that flips the classic holiday horror on its head! Follow the wild chase of a clever kid from the Frostgate slums as he outsmarts the fearsome Krampus—Santa’s goat-footed, chain-swinging partner in naughty-list justice.

🎶 Song Story:

When a stolen coin lands our hero on Krampus’s radar, the chase is on! From slippery oil spills and crate traps to magical glyphs and fiery wizard tricks, this kid uses every clever trick in the book to stay one step ahead. But the tables turn in the end, as Krampus finds himself trapped and bested, and the kid enjoys a well-earned Yule-tide feast.

🌟 Why You’ll Love It:

✔️ A hilarious twist on holiday folklore with a mischievous protagonist.

✔️ Catchy, upbeat music perfect for holiday parties and festive playlists.

✔️ Fun storytelling that blends Christmas spirit with playful chaos.

✔️ Great for fans of Christmas music, fantasy tales, and comedic songs alike.

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FULL LYRICS:

Verse 1 – The Naughty List

I’m just a kid from the Frostgate slums,

Stealin’ bread ‘cause winter comes.

They say Saint Nick brings toys and cheer,

But his goat‑footed pal brings pain and fear.

I nicked one coin from a merchant’s tray —

Now Krampus knows, and he’s on his way.

Chorus

I’m chased by Krampus through the snow,

He’s swinging chains, his eyes aglow.

I’m runnin’ fast, my boots are torn,

Through alleyways all frost and worn.

He’s got his sack and a wicked grin,

But he won’t catch me — not again!

Verse 2 – The First Trap

I spilled some oil on the cobblestone,

He slipped and cracked his demon bone.

He roared so loud the windows shook,

I yelled, “Keep the change, you filthy crook!”

He stomped his hooves, his eyes turned red,

I dropped a crate right on his head.

Chorus

I’m chased by Krampus through the snow,

He’s swinging chains, his eyes aglow.

I’m runnin’ fast, my boots are torn,

Through alleyways all frost and worn.

He’s got his sack and a wicked grin,

But he won’t catch me — not again!

Verse 3 – The Magic Mayhem

I set a glyph on the market stairs,

He tripped and flew through merchant wares.

A gnome yelled, “Kid, you little jerk!”

As Krampus crashed — the gnome went berserk.

He got tangled up in tinsel lights,

And cursed my name through the frosty night.

Verse 4 – The Fiery Finale

I built a trap with a wizard’s torch,

And rigged it up by the chapel porch.

He took the bait — a shiny gem,

Then boom! A fire trap roasted him.

He staggered back, half‑charred, half‑mad,

I laughed loud — best night I’ve ever had.

Chorus

I’m chased by Krampus through the snow,

He’s swinging chains, his eyes aglow.

I’m runnin’ fast, my boots are torn,

Through alleyways all frost and worn.

He’s got his sack and a wicked grin,

But he won’t catch me — not again!

Verse 5 – The Turnaround

I lured him close with a jingling snack,

Then tripped his hooves and stole his sack.

He cried, “You brat, that’s not the plan!”

I said, “Guess who’s naughty now, man?”

I stuffed him in. Gave him some licks,

As I beat that goat with his own stick.

Final Chorus – The Tables Turned

I chased old Krampus through the snow,

He begged for mercy — “Let me go!”

I’m laughin’ loud, I beat the beast,

And enjoyed my personal Yule‑tide feast.

Now every year when the cold winds spin,

Krampus thinks twice before coming in.