Are You Sure You Want To Do That

Описание: a funny song about DM's in Dungeons and Dragons.
And how they word their question, like are you sure you want to do that or you can try that while squinting..


[Verse 1]
Map on the table
Snacks in a ring
You say
"I flirt with the lich"
I say
"That’s a thing"
DM leans back
With that little half-smile
"Are you sure you want to do that?"
We all stare for a while

[Chorus]
"Are you sure you want to do that?"
(uh-oh, here we go)
When they say it like that
You know it’s bad
Eyebrow raised
Evil grin
Tiny little notepad
"You can try that
" they say
And our souls go flat
Every time the DM asks
"Are you sure you want to do that?"

[Verse 2]
Rogue on the ceiling
Wizard on one hit
Barbarian goes
"I lick the glowing pit"
DM takes a breath
Starts squinting at the sheet
"You can try that... if you really want"
We just feel defeat

[Chorus]
"Are you sure you want to do that?"
(oh no, TPK)
Table starts praying to the dice gods fast
When they "you can try that" we know we won’t last
"You can try that
" they say
Voice calm
Cold
Flat
Every time the DM asks
"Are you sure you want to do that?"

[Bridge]
[Male vocal]
"Totally safe
" they say
"Totally fine
" they grin
[Female vocal]
"Make a little roll for me"
We know we’re not getting back in
[Both]
They’re shuffling papers
We’re updating wills
They say
"It’s just a quick check"
We’re already killed

[Chorus]
"Are you sure you want to do that?"
(yeah, I regret it now)
When they lean on the screen
Give that tiny laugh
We can see our future written on the battle map
"You can try that
" they purr
And we all go
"…r-r-right"
If the DM ever squints like that
Run away or fight

[Outro]
Table goes quiet
Dice start to clack
They ask
"Are you sure you want to do that?"
We say
"I take it back"
(too late)