a compilation of phil’s entertaining stories

Описание: he’s gone through so much i feel like he’s a wattpad written character

maybe ill do a part 2 but he’s told us SO MUCH it’s so hard to compile them :’)

timestamps :

•    • Dan and Phil Play POPPY PLAYTIME  
0:00 ‘hell’ on a wall
•    • THE FINAL GOOGLE FEUD  
0:27 auntie sandra’s pierced handskin
•    • MAKING A PHANDWICH - Dan and Phil play: Ov...  
0:47 mouse in a bucket
•    • Why I was a weird kid!  
1:36 wanting to get braces
2:21 being part-fish & eating fish food
2:47 metallic green envelopes
3:11 being scared of cheers
3:31 communicating with shadows
•    • Why I was a weird kid 2!  
4:17 wanting to be 2d & flat
5:07 liking watching teddy bears drown
5:43 only eating when there was a lion on tv
6:33 being a disturbing child
7:01 accidentally tying shoelaces together
•    • Why I was a weird kid 3!  
7:58 sitting in the shower
8:30 making up random lies
9:23 wanting to have a broken arm cast
10:16 keeping a fly as a pet
•    • Things I thought were true that are not tr...  
11:07 australia & concept of gravity
11:41 thinking hot dogs contained dog meat
12:20 seahorses
•    • Things I thought were true that are not tr...  
13:22 every boy got married to their mum
13:47 the disney logo
14:15 milk being cow pee
14:29 having psychic powers
14:47 smoking
15:15 cats having nine lives
15:31 ‘periods’ being holidays
•    • THE CONTACT LENS INCIDENT  
16:05 contact lens incident
•    • Dan left me again.  
17:19 horrors of being alone in the phouse without dan


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