HOA Said My House Numbers Weren't Visible, So I Carved Them Into My Lawn With a Weed Whacker!

They Fined Me For Improper Holiday Lights, So I Lit My House With Nothing But Blacklights!

Ассоциация владельцев жилья протаранила мой мост через озеро своей яхтой — поэтому я открыл плоти...

HOA Complained About My Hammering, So I Brought in a Jackhammer Crew Every Day for a Month!

HOA Shut Down Access to My Property — The ONLY Entrance They Used Wasn’t Theirs

HOA Karen Demanded I Pay Her Heating Bill After A Blizzard Claimed My Trees Blocked Her Solar Panels

They Mocked My Underground Storage — But When the Blizzard Hit, My System Fed the Entire Valley

They Demanded I Remove My Excessive Bird Feeders, So I Got a Food Truck and Labeled It The

HOA Demanded I Remove My Birdbath, So I Built a 10-Foot Tall ‘Bird Volcano’ Fountain Instead!

Karen Kicked My Dog, So I Pressed Charges and Got a Restraining Order That Made Her Move!

HOA Called 911 When I Refused To Plow Their Lot, Dispatcher Told Them I Don't Work For Free

Karen Complained My House Cast a Shadow on Her Lawn, So I put Giant Mirrors on My Roof

HOA Karen Demanded I Share My Snowblower, I Sold It And Hired Professional Service Instead

HOA Built 33 Parking Bars Without Authority — One Permit Shut It Down

They Fined Me For My Aggressive Landscaping, So I Replaced Everything With Cacti and Keep Out Signs

HOA приказали мне покинуть дом моего деда — они не знали, что я офицер JAG.

Karen Blocked My Driveway, So I Boxed Her Car In With Concrete Barriers and Went on Vacation!

HOA Fined Me $10,000 for Snowmobile Noise, So I Bought Their Trail System and Banned Them All

They Fined Me $500 for a Candy Wrapper, So I Returned Their Trash With a Dump Truck!

HOA Karen Parked on the Helipad Markings, 2 Minutes Later I Landed a MedEvac Anyway

HOA Drained My Pond to Build a Parking Lot — Didn’t Know It Was My Legal Water Reserve