The Hipster Wolf. Funny reggae.

Описание: Yeah man, listen to this story from the deep, deep woods
Where things ain't exactly like they should
One massive grizzly, big and brown
And a wolf who never takes a prey down
Woh-yoy-yoy!
[Verse 1]
Big Barry the Bear, he’s scratching his head
Looking at the wolf like his brain is dead
He says, "Wolfie, my brother, let’s go find a deer
I can smell fresh meat, it is drawing near"
But Wolfie adjusts his little hemp necklace
Says, "Barry, eating meat is just reckless"
He pulls out a carrot from his fur coat pocket
Says, "Vitamins, man! Like a fuel for a rocket!"
[Chorus]
Oh, the bear wants salmon, fresh from the stream
But the wolf is living a plant-based dream
One is roaring, ready to attack
The other’s got kale in his little backpack
It’s a forest confusion, a dietary clash
Wolfie’s making hummus, Barry wants to smash
[Verse 2]
So they creeping through the bushes, low on the ground
Barry spots a rabbit, doesn't make a sound
He’s ready to pounce, claws shiny and sharp
But Wolfie starts playing a tiny mouth-harp
(Twang-twang-twang)
He whispers to the bunny, "Run free, little guy!"
Barry looks at Wolfie and starts to cry
"Why you ruin my lunch? Why you ruin my vibe?"
Wolfie says, "Cruelty-free is the law of my tribe!"
[Chorus]
Oh, the bear wants salmon, fresh from the stream
But the wolf is living a plant-based dream
One is roaring, ready to attack
The other’s got kale in his little backpack
It’s a forest confusion, a dietary clash
Wolfie’s making hummus, Barry wants to smash
[Bridge]
Barry says, "Look at your teeth, they are made to tear!"
Wolfie says, "Nah man, they just for slicing a pear"
Barry says, "I’m starving, I’m fading away!"
Wolfie says, "Here, try this almond-milk latte!"
(Slurp sound)
Barry takes a sip, makes a terrible face
"This tastes like dirt from a terrible place!"
[Verse 3]
Now the squirrels are laughing, the owls hooting loud
At the weirdest duo in the whole forest crowd
Barry’s eating berries with a grumpy frown
While Wolfie’s blending smoothies and dancing around
He’s got avocado on his whiskers and chin
Barry sighs deep, "I guess nobody win"
But then he burps loud, smells like blueberry pie
Maybe being vegan... is worth a try?
(Nah, just kidding man, he wants a steak!)
[Outro]
Jah bless the bear, Jah bless the wolf
Even if their dinner is a difficult gulf
One wants blood, one wants a bean

Funniest friendship the forest ever seen
Pass the tofu, Wolfie...
Or maybe not.