VAMPIRE T.M. : REDEMPTION “REVIEW”| my sanity is fading…

Описание: vampire: the masquerade redemption.
a game
a test
a medieval incel simulator where you swing a sword through ghosts and trauma while chasing a nun who’d rather vibe with satan than give you a hug.

in this video i suffer through one of the jankiest rpgs ever spat out of 2000. you play as christof. a crusader. a man of god. a simp possessed by the holy spirit and something worse.
i walk you through this chaos. from celibate templar to uzi-wielding glockfather. from prague to hell. literally.

you think it’s gonna be dark and moody? nah.
it’s errands. so many errands.
it’s dialogue that lasts longer than your will to live.
it’s enemies that stunlock you into the void while your AI squad dies doing interpretive dance.
it’s love. it’s loss. it’s an endless hallway of regret.

i cheat. a lot.
i break the game.
i break me.

if you’ve ever wanted to know what it’s like to get cucked by a nun and then get hit with a monologue from a magic goat man while he tries to upsell you a vampire sigma grindset seminar, congratulations. this is the video.

this is not a review. this is an exorcism.

timestamps? nah
you’re on this ride til the end or you’re not
doesn’t matter

i played it
so you don’t have to
but if you do
don’t come crying to me when you start having dreams about the map screen spinning in slow motion while christof quotes scripture

subscribe or don’t.
like. comment. send it to your friend who says “games used to have soul”
then uninstall
and go touch some holy water

#vampirethemasquerade vampire: the masquerade – redemption.
a game.
a test.
a medieval incel simulator where you swing a sword through ghosts and trauma while chasing a nun who’d rather vibe with satan than give you a hug.

in this video i suffer through one of the jankiest rpgs ever spat out of 2000. you play as christof. a crusader. a man of god. a simp possessed by the holy spirit and something worse.
i walk you through this chaos. from celibate templar to uzi-wielding glockfather. from prague to hell. literally.

you think it’s gonna be dark and moody? nah.
it’s errands. so many errands.
it’s dialogue that lasts longer than your will to live.
it’s enemies that stunlock you into the void while your AI squad dies doing interpretive dance.
it’s love. it’s loss. it’s an endless hallway of regret.

i cheat. a lot.
i break the game.
i break me.

if you’ve ever wanted to know what it’s like to get emotionally cucked by a nun and then get hit with a monologue from a magic goat man while he tries to upsell you a vampire sigma grindset seminar, congratulations. this is the video.

this is not a review. this is an exorcism.

timestamps? nah
you’re on this ride til the end or you’re not
doesn’t matter

sponsored (somehow??) by betterblood. code: sheforthestreetzbro
you won’t get a discount. but you’ll feel something

i played it
so you don’t have to
but if you do
don’t come crying to me when you start having dreams about the map screen spinning in slow motion while christof quotes scripture

subscribe or don’t.
like. comment. send it to your friend who says “games used to have soul”
then uninstall
and go touch some holy water

#vampirethemasquerade
#redemption
#gamingreview
#vampiregame
#brogotrejected
#pcgaming
#edgecore
#thisishell