Star Wars: What If Anakin Had Diabetes?
Автор: Canon Chaos
Загружено: 2025-11-15
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From a Tatooine blood test gone wrong to a Jedi Council that treats insulin like contraband, watch as Anakin Skywalker battles the real dark side: inconsistent snacks, bad medbay funding, and a Force ghost that still needs glucose tabs.
Follow his journey through unregulated midichlorians, Clone Wars stress spikes, and one very cursed red insulin pump from Palpatine himself—proving that destiny doesn’t run on prophecy, it runs on carbs.
Who needs balance in the Force when you can’t balance your blood sugar?
Tell us in the comments:
Which moment doomed him first?
The 412 glucose reading?
The lava jump without breakfast?
Or the helmet that screams about sodium?
Subscribe. Inject. Snack responsibly.
This has been Cannon Chaos.
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